friday morning links!

Lego Man Sex Tape, aka the most traumatic thing I have seen on the internet in DAYS.

Everything I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Arrested Development, by anniesj. Last new episodes tonight!

Johari Window thing that everyone is doing. I did it for some of you; come do it for me!

And, finally, The Slut-O-Meter.

Slut-o-meter evaluates the promiscuity of the subject you enter by comparing the number of Google search results with and without "safe-search" enabled. A complete slut would return unsafe results and no safe results. Alternatively, a clean name should produce the same number of safe and unsafe results.

My first four search produced these results:

Ray Kowalski = 40.65% slut.
Benton Fraser = -30.57% slut.
pearl_o's real name: 100% slut
fox1013's real name: 1.87% slut

[That one for me is because my last name is incredibly rare, and the only page in the entire internet searching for my first and last name brings up is my Amazon wishlist. This does not make it less funny!]

Holy, why is everyone so touchy about the tragic and fundamental flaws of their nature today?

Question of the day:

What couples in your fandoms do you think you could convince to make out by offering them five bucks and a dare?

(I think this works best with boyslash pairings and a girl doing the offering, but other permutations are certainly possible!)

[Arrested Development in t-minus 5.5 hours!]

cooking experiments from the last couple of months

GIANT RECIPE POST OF DOOOOOOOM.

( Shredded Pork )

( Crispy Pork Bits )

( Feta Cheese Dip/Spread )

( Beef Stroganoff )

( Chicken With Indian Spices and Yogurt )

( Coconut Rice )

( Bean-and-Corn Pancakes )

( Dal with Cream and Butter )

( Double Coconut Chicken Breasts )

( Apple, Onion and Cheddar Pizza )

( Tarte Flambe )

( Lamb and Feta Patties )

tonight's arrested development

OMIGOD COULD I HAVE ANY MORE LOVE FOR THIS SHOW I THINK NOT.