Earlier this evening there was a piece of spam in my inbox whose subject line included the word RCMP.
Internet gods, I bow down before you.
Thanks to comments today by
justbreathe80 and
aerye, I cannot stop thinking about Vecchio het. Because he
would be really good in bed! And he
does love women! Not just in the likes-to-have-sex-with-them way, either, though of course he does that too, but he just likes women. He doesn't do the "all women are our sisters" freeze-up thing like Fraser, or the creepy desperation thing Ray Kowalski is good at. He has sisters and mother and nieces and exes and nuns; he likes to flirt just for the sake of flirting; women are just this central part of his life in a way that's not so much for the other guys. Women! They're great! What's not to love, right?
Anyway. My deepseated need for RayV/Irene and RayV/Angie and RayV/Stella and RayV/any of the cute female guest stars he had chemistry with has rekindled once again! You should all write me things!
I will not mention the incest thing, because I am going for relatively sane here. *cough*.
So, yes. Now I am thinking about Vecchio and Stella in Florida, slow sweaty morning sex in their bedroom, with the shades still drawn but the bright morning sunlight making its way in anyway. Lots and lots of kissing, then kissing and nuzzling her breasts while he fingers her, and then her on top, riding him. Afterwards she goes and showers first, and then him; when he comes out and starts getting dressed she's all put togethher in her nice suit, her hair perfect, standing in her bare feet in front of the mirror as she puts on her make-up. Vecchio watches her while he buttons up his shirt, and when he's done he comes up behind her and kisses her hair.
...That's all I got. I think I'll go back to doing my giant book of NYT crosswords now.