mreh.

I ... really don't want to go to work. Hi! I apparently can only think in polls now.

[Poll #1099751]

here are some icons

pearl_o: it's weird. in all my fob pictures, it is either "goof joe!" or "hot ass joe!"
pearl_o: there is NO IN BETWEEN.
lordessrenegade: heeee, yeah. i love joe troh, but he's only gotten hot to me very recently. and i don't even LIKE his hair now. he's just.....all hot and stuff.
pearl_o: *nods*
pearl_o: I need to read more Pete/Joe. I only realized recently that they were my number two FOB pairing.
lordessrenegade: mmmm, yeah. i like them a lot.
lordessrenegade: and there isn't much of them! there should be more!
pearl_o: *nodS*
pearl_o: (especially underage shenanigans. *cough*)
pearl_o: also, pete is the yin to joe's yang. if you didn't know.
lordessrenegade: *nods lots*
pearl_o: ....wow, that sounded dirtier when i repeated it.
lordessrenegade: oh man. underage joe is HOT.
pearl_o: I think it's the word "yang"
lordessrenegade: and heeeee, yes! he is! *giggles* yang is totally a dirty word.
lordessrenegade: joe's yang. oh baby.
pearl_o: Pete TOTALLY yinned that yang when joe was 16.
lordessrenegade: mmmm, yes. he DEFINITELY did. (and joe? liked it. *grin*)
pearl_o: hell yeah.

(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)

Um, the context for this conversation was ... I was making icons. Which meant I had to look through my pictures folder. HAD TO, you guys. It was a struggle. But I made it through.

I feel weird making icons for bandslash, for some reason. I guess just because there are already eight million ones of every cool pictures, made by people better than me? But whatever, I enjoy it.

( Fifteen icons, some FOB and some MCR )

not a day goes by without discussion of pete wentz's sexual quirks

YOU GUYS. Just now, talking with annavtree, I came to a very important conclusion regarding Pete Wentz. Like, important enough that I am shocked I have never realized it before. Because the thing is? Pete's pedo thing and Pete's furry thing make PERFECT SENSE TOGETHER. Of COURSE they go in tandem!

I mean, dude. What's the best way to get yourself freaky kinky playmates? MOLD THEM AND SHAPE THEM IN THEIR FORMATIVE ADOLESCENT SEXUALITY YEARS.

Like. I'm sure it's not a conscious decision. But that would not stop it from being INCREDIBLY EFFECTIVE.

This realization originally came from discussing whether or not Mikey and Alicia have had sex in furry costumes, which -- Anna leans toward Pete asking them to, but I don't think they would ever do it on their own devices, for the reason that once you stop having sex with Pete Wentz, I would think you would be pretty full up for that kink forever more.

But, see, Pete got to Mikey and Alicia both too late. When you start to think "Man, how does Patrick deal with it?" you have to realize that, um. Pete DID get to Patrick early! Patrick thinks its totally normal! Rosy first-other-person-induced-orgasm memories!

Of course, the final moral of this story is: everyone should feel really, really sorry for all future significant others of any of Pete's exes. Except the ones who find each other, because that's awesome.