more top five lists

( five times Ray didn't fall for Gerard; five bandom crossovers I'd like to see; five favorite things about myself )

if you comment to say "write it!" i will cry, for serious

Last night I had a dream about a giant AU where all the dudes in bandom were, like, sex robot concubines? So they're all just sitting around getting, like, programmed and trained and waiting for their masters to come and get them, but then two of the sexbotutes FALL IN LOVE and it is all ANGSTY AND FORBIDDEN AND ~~~WRONG~~~~.

I don't even know, you guys. Seriously, what? WHAT?

(In the dream the two dudes who fell in love were totally Pete and Mikey though. At least SOME things stay predictable in my crazy brain?)

hiiiiiiiiiii

Three reasons to love the internet:

1) Filthy Brian/Gerard crossdressing porn

2) Five times Mikey and Gerard almost crossed the line

3) My Chem GSF with SEX POLLEN and GANGBANGS and FISTING and DOUBLE PENETRATION OMG

Also, randomly, for the information of people who may or may not be hobbledehoy, I think listening to the Juno soundtrack on repeat has led me to the conclusion that this might be one of my favorite song lyrics ever:

I took the Polaroid down in my room
I'm pretty sure you have a new girlfriend
It's not as if I don't like you
It just makes me sad whenever I see it

SIIIIIIGH.