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HAHAHA DID YOU JUST SAY KOVSKY IS STUPID AND IS GOING TO HELL YOU WIN ALL

;)

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omg, you saw right through my elaborate code!!!

hee.

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Although, you know, still probably nicer than making her be Mary Anne.

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I AGREE.

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SHUT UP YOU

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I am torn between being very excited that they remind you of me and being offended because of M's DUMB POINT. WHATEVER M.

Whatever, GO TO HELL. YOU HEARD ME.

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If the hell card was REALLY from you, of course, the inside would be more like "YEAH YOU HEARD ME".

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Heeeeeee. My point is that you are funny! Or, um, something that wasn't that you are stupid and in hell! Hee.

I think M is jealous because I did not find any that remind me of her. it is sad! None of them mentioned Eliot at ALL.

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There is a sad lack of all-caps on those cards, it's true.

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That is a good point! I am down with that.

And yes, M is TOTALLY jealous because her cards would be like, "Do I dare to eat a peach? Perhaps instead I will cry myself to sleep in the dark like a big emo modernist LOSER."

YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

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:OOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG SUCK IT

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT HE IS MY BOYFRIEND NOT YOURS

ALSO YOU LIKE *DEATH CAB*

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If I really went to hell YOU'D BE SORRY.

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Um, you guys aren't going to get into a crazy emo brawl in my lj, are you? Because that would be kind of disturbing.

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YEAH YOU HEARD ME

I think you should just end everything you say with that from now on. WOOOT, UNNECESSARY AGGRESSION!

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Kovsky can't really brawl, she's TOO EMO. She's like Seth Cohen. But on LIVEJOURNAL.

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Also exclamation marks!

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DEATH CAB IS NOT EVEN EMO OMG SHUT UP, LITTLE MISS "ANECDOTALLY, GERTRUDE STEIN ONCE SAID..."

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Hahahahahahahaha, I like how that's the most obscure insult EVER MADE EVER, and you have an icon to match.

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Well, I was picturing it as kind of a slapfight. With maybe a little hair pulling. And then retreating to opposite corners to POINTEDLY IGNORE each other.

*cough* *has never seen The OC*

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Actually, I would be sorry. Probably.

On the way back from Canada, my brother sent me a mean text message from the front seat and I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

Except I didn't really say that because, you know, my parents were also in the car.

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CAPTAIN OATS IS GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE.

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I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Dude, a world where siblings are actually genuinely offended by the gross insults is a world tilted OFF ITS AXIS.

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Unnecessary aggression is THE COOLEST.

YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

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When I was a kid I read a book about this kid who had magic sunglasses and when he wore them everything he said came true and it was TOTALLY AWFUL because he said "go to hell" to some kid and the kid WENT TO HELL and then he saw him IN HELL and his own private hell involved being chained in a dark closet with FISH RAINING ON HIM AND IT ABSOLUTELY SCARRED ME FOREVER, so now I never say that.

I bet your brother read the same book. No, really.

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