greeting cards! no, really

[schmerica]

Someone on my friendsfriends page linked to this greeting card line, which I just spent a good amount of minutes browsing through and adoring. Coincidentally, this is the card I gave fox1013 for her birthday last year (yay), but I've never seen any of the others before.

I have to say, though, that this one and this one remind me of stumbledhere, these two of annakovsky, and this of estrella30. And of course this one is the plot of eighty million slash stories.

Other ones I adore: lies; baby; mind games; stone tablet. (Actually, this last one reminds me of Kovsky, too, but that's only because I imagine the card written in one of her crazy ancient language. Right alongside the stuff about Orlando Bloom being king of her heart.)

Comments

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Actually, I would be sorry. Probably.

On the way back from Canada, my brother sent me a mean text message from the front seat and I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

Except I didn't really say that because, you know, my parents were also in the car.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Dude, a world where siblings are actually genuinely offended by the gross insults is a world tilted OFF ITS AXIS.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

I was totally so surprised! I was like, dude, you are TWENTY THREE and you ENJOY MAKING PEOPLE MAD ON PURPOSE, surely someone telling you to go to hell isn't SHOCKING AT THIS POINT.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I read a book about this kid who had magic sunglasses and when he wore them everything he said came true and it was TOTALLY AWFUL because he said "go to hell" to some kid and the kid WENT TO HELL and then he saw him IN HELL and his own private hell involved being chained in a dark closet with FISH RAINING ON HIM AND IT ABSOLUTELY SCARRED ME FOREVER, so now I never say that.

I bet your brother read the same book. No, really.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

m, that is a gross story. *takes away points*

[moireach.livejournal.com]

I DID NOT WRITE IT

WHO MADE YOU POINT QUEEN

HUH

HUH?!?!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DUH, it is my lj! I AM QUEEN OF THE POINTS! DEFY ME AND FACE MY WRATH!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

AUGH! That is HORRIFYING!

He probably DID read that book. Yikes.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. That's the worst hell ever.

*cries*

Stupid FISH.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I assume they were dead fish, if that helps any.

[bear.livejournal.com]

*weeping*

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, is it that we were texting from two feet away from each other? Does that make this story hilariously pathetic?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Making mean faces at each other behind your parents back, updated for the TECHNOLOGICAL AGE!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

You gotta keep up with the technology, Pearl!

[bear.livejournal.com]

YES OMG. And also, you need to read Meg Cabot's Every Boy's Got One, which uses that EXACT SAME PLOT POINT. And it's still hilarious, because texting each other within the same car will never not be funny.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

omg, Meg Cabot is stealing Kovsky's LIFE!!!

If Kovsky turns out to be a secret princess I will be VERY SUSPICIOUS.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

*whistles*

[bear.livejournal.com]

Oh, whatEVER. Secret Princess of LOSERONIA, maybe.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Secret?

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Well, YOU WOULD KNOW, AS YOU HAVE LIVED THERE SINCE BIRTH.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

omg, she could be, like, your lady in waiting!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA OMG I TOTALLY ALREADY READ THAT BOOK. HAHAHAHAHA

Except I don't think my brother did, and he was the one STARTING the texting, so whatever!

[bear.livejournal.com]

*resists the urge to draw squick-inducing comparison between your brother and Cal Langdon*

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

You're on my list.

[bear.livejournal.com]

*wins*