greeting cards! no, really

[schmerica]

Someone on my friendsfriends page linked to this greeting card line, which I just spent a good amount of minutes browsing through and adoring. Coincidentally, this is the card I gave fox1013 for her birthday last year (yay), but I've never seen any of the others before.

I have to say, though, that this one and this one remind me of stumbledhere, these two of annakovsky, and this of estrella30. And of course this one is the plot of eighty million slash stories.

Other ones I adore: lies; baby; mind games; stone tablet. (Actually, this last one reminds me of Kovsky, too, but that's only because I imagine the card written in one of her crazy ancient language. Right alongside the stuff about Orlando Bloom being king of her heart.)

Comments

[moireach.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA DID YOU JUST SAY KOVSKY IS STUPID AND IS GOING TO HELL YOU WIN ALL

;)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

omg, you saw right through my elaborate code!!!

hee.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Although, you know, still probably nicer than making her be Mary Anne.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

I AGREE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

If the hell card was REALLY from you, of course, the inside would be more like "YEAH YOU HEARD ME".

[bear.livejournal.com]

HAHA YOU WERE MAKING HER BE MARY ANNE???

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, BEAR, ISN'T THAT THE MEANEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD?!?!?!

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP YOU

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

I am torn between being very excited that they remind you of me and being offended because of M's DUMB POINT. WHATEVER M.

Whatever, GO TO HELL. YOU HEARD ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeee. My point is that you are funny! Or, um, something that wasn't that you are stupid and in hell! Hee.

I think M is jealous because I did not find any that remind me of her. it is sad! None of them mentioned Eliot at ALL.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

That is a good point! I am down with that.

And yes, M is TOTALLY jealous because her cards would be like, "Do I dare to eat a peach? Perhaps instead I will cry myself to sleep in the dark like a big emo modernist LOSER."

YEAH YOU HEARD ME.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG SUCK IT

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT HE IS MY BOYFRIEND NOT YOURS

ALSO YOU LIKE *DEATH CAB*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YEAH YOU HEARD ME

I think you should just end everything you say with that from now on. WOOOT, UNNECESSARY AGGRESSION!

[moireach.livejournal.com]

If I really went to hell YOU'D BE SORRY.

[annakovsky.livejournal.com]

Actually, I would be sorry. Probably.

On the way back from Canada, my brother sent me a mean text message from the front seat and I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

Except I didn't really say that because, you know, my parents were also in the car.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I texted back "Go to hell" and then he got ALL OFFENDED like I really wanted him to go to hell, and I was like, omg WHATEVER, would you rather I tell you to fuck off next time?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHA.

Dude, a world where siblings are actually genuinely offended by the gross insults is a world tilted OFF ITS AXIS.

[moireach.livejournal.com]

When I was a kid I read a book about this kid who had magic sunglasses and when he wore them everything he said came true and it was TOTALLY AWFUL because he said "go to hell" to some kid and the kid WENT TO HELL and then he saw him IN HELL and his own private hell involved being chained in a dark closet with FISH RAINING ON HIM AND IT ABSOLUTELY SCARRED ME FOREVER, so now I never say that.

I bet your brother read the same book. No, really.

[bear.livejournal.com]

*weeping*

[bear.livejournal.com]

(Pearl, this is my third comment in this post and it will actually be addressed to you!)

That card line rocks, but I find it disturbing to discover that greeting card manufacturers apparently LIVE IN MY HEAD.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeeee. You can comfort yourself with all the millions of other greeting card manufacturers to make you want to stab your own face off!

[bear.livejournal.com]

Haha. You're totally right.

The worst part is, my mom always buys me stupid crap like that.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

heeeeeeee!!

I love those!

But, you know, WHOOPIE CARDS BIG FAT HAIRY DEAL.

*g*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*snugs*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I love you SO MUCH OMG.

That card is in the category of Stuff I Won't Ever Toss Cause They're Far Too Funny And Also You're Awesome.


Also, your LJ comments frighten and confuse me. But in that really good way.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yay for really good frightening and confusing!

*snugs SUPER TIGHT*