i shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

[schmerica]

Tonight's dinner theater is "Trash", the only episode of Firefly I haven't seen eight million times.

The set-up to this episode raises multiple questions in me, I must admit. Because, um, honestly, I don't get why Saffron's new husband abandons her. Like, does anyone seriously believe that Saffron could not think of a story in two seconds to explain why she knew Mal's name? Because I DO NOT. We have a whole episode establishing how amazingly brilliant and skilled and diabolical she is! I am SKEPTICAL.

Mal/Saffron fighting = STILL SO VERY HOT. Her husband trying to break it up = amusing.

Also, Inara's hair looks really pretty straightened.

I nominate moireach to write lots of Mal/Saffron so I can be her best friend. Who is WITH ME?

I think I'm going to wander back off to reading The Great Mortality again now that I've finished dinner (which was pasta with the best tomato sauce I have ever made in my LIFE). Yay, bubonic plague!

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[iamtheenemy.livejournal.com]

I LOVE "Trash," because it has my favorite Wash quote of all time:

"Who let her on the boat?! She tried to kill us! [...] We're in space, how did she get here? I don't recall pulling over!" Oh Alan Tudyk, I want to have all of your babies.

Oh, and then Zoe punches Saffron for messing with her man. Brilliant.