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schmericaToday is the birthday of the magnificent, wonderful, completely-fucking-insane fangirl of our hearts, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
brooklinegirl!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACEY.
I wrote a story for you, just for your special day! Here it goes.
One day Ray and Ray were in Chicago doing boring cop stuff. Maybe they were being sexy about cars, or bickering, or you know, something like that. Whatever. Suddenly, out of nowhere, there is a refreshing breeze centered on them!
"You know," Ray said, "if we were gonna get all weirdly meta and break the fourth wall here, that kinda felt like some weird slash fic chick blowing on us."
"Shut up, Kowalski," said the other Ray, "and come here and suck my cock."
So Ray did, and then he fucked the other Ray, and it was very hot and stuff.
(Meanwhile, up in arctic Canada, Fraser was ALL ALONE BY HIMSELF with nobody but Dief for company because both his best friends had ABANDONED HIM for each other and it is VERY SAD. Except we don't acknowledge that part. Look, the Rays are still fucking!)
THE END.
Happy birthday, darling!!!!!!
brooklinegirl! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRACEY.
I wrote a story for you, just for your special day! Here it goes.
One day Ray and Ray were in Chicago doing boring cop stuff. Maybe they were being sexy about cars, or bickering, or you know, something like that. Whatever. Suddenly, out of nowhere, there is a refreshing breeze centered on them!
"You know," Ray said, "if we were gonna get all weirdly meta and break the fourth wall here, that kinda felt like some weird slash fic chick blowing on us."
"Shut up, Kowalski," said the other Ray, "and come here and suck my cock."
So Ray did, and then he fucked the other Ray, and it was very hot and stuff.
(Meanwhile, up in arctic Canada, Fraser was ALL ALONE BY HIMSELF with nobody but Dief for company because both his best friends had ABANDONED HIM for each other and it is VERY SAD. Except we don't acknowledge that part. Look, the Rays are still fucking!)
THE END.
Happy birthday, darling!!!!!!
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23/11/06 03:05 (UTC)It IS sad!! Poor Fraser!! And poor Dief, too.