bsg, heroes, dirty fic

[schmerica]

Man, I am finding season three of Battlestar Galactica hella frustrating. I liked this Friday's episode better than the premiere, but the premiere rated fairly high on my tv disappointment scale. (Me at the beginning of s1 bsg: "This is kind of boring. I'll give it a try though." Me at the end of s2 bsg: "Wow, over the last thirty episodes I have somehow become emotional invested in this show and care about the characters. Cool!" Me at the end of 3x02: "Wow, way to make me hate every single person, there. Except you, Old Man. I still like you. PS CKR YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT DO ME NOW.")

Anyway. Tonight was Heroes! But I have no TV! Seriously, Monday and Thursday nights are my tragedy. Thank the lord for bit torrent. Hopefully I will have it waiting for me when I get home from school tomorrow.

brooklinegirl made an entry earlier writing to her DS Sekrit Santa person, where she mentioned that one of the things she asked for was, um, something kinda of dirty that not everyone liked. And I was like HEY WHAT A COINCIDENCE. And then I made a list in her comments of things that were, in fact, dirtier than what either of us has asked for.

I got this far:

+ watersports
+ scat
+ bestiality (this includes if Dief is in human form or someone else in wolf form)
+ Benton/Bob
+ Fraser/any of his other father figures, including Quinn or Welsh
+ Fraser chan (and seriously, if you're defining that as 13+, I would eat that up with a spoon. Imagine if his first sexual experience was from a woman, like, ten years older than him or something!)

But then I ran out of ideas. Although looking at it now, I totally left off necrophilia, and that's an easy one! Oops.

Comments

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear. Is there any chance you can put the list of stuff that even you and BLG didn't ask for, because it's too dirty, behind a cut?

Because you seriously squicked me. And I'm nervous to think what you'll add to the list! Yikes!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

oh man, my brain. i was like, watersports? how is that dirty?

OH.

:)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, I had that conversation with estrella30 once! Where I was threatening to write her Turnbull watersports for her birthday, and she was grossed out at the idea of him on jetskis. Then I told her about the, you know, urine part.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Cannibalism, yo. Creepy.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I think of "dirty" as having a sexual component, though -- cannibalism seems kind of gen. Unless it goes along with necrophilia, I guess. Or they, like, eat during sex.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I've seen it as a sexual kink, my friend. I had a friend try to explain it to me once.

[lorem_ipsum]

Uh. So you haven't heard the one about the German guy who was arrested for, um, consensually cannibalizing his male partner's dangly bit?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...Not until just now! Huh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I stand corrected!

[phineasjones.livejournal.com]

so i was just looking at your user 'fo page (procrastination - do i need to explain?) and i see that you've been listening to jc superstar. which means, yes, you are my best friend. you may not have realized that. indeed, neither did i. but now i know.

also. pacific northwest! that explains why you seem to be the only person on my flist still awake. very convenient, since we're best friends and all.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Fraser/any of his other father figures, including Quinn

I'm getting the sense that I'm the only person in all of dS fandom who wants to read this. I can dig the mentor/apprentice relationship, as long as it's carefully presented and the power dynamics aren't unhealthy.

Not Fraser as a boy, of course, but as a young man, maybe 19 or 20. I envision a first (and perhaps only) sexual encounter between them that's partly Fraser's acknowledgement and ownership of his attraction to men, and partly a coming-of-age ritual, a formal recognition that Fraser is no longer a boy and no longer the apprentice, but has become a man and thus Quinn's equal.

But apparently that's just me. *g*

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Dude! Duuude. So I was looking up random old cartoons on Wikipedia and the guy who did the voice for Link on The Legend of Zelda (a cartoon I constantly used to try to reference until I realized no one got it) was on a couple eps of Twitch City and the first part of Call of the Wild!

*random*

necrophilia is so passé

[mergatrude.livejournal.com]

Cold (http://www.squidge.org/dsa/archive/drama/cold1.html), by Guiliana. Fraser not only sees dead people...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'd totally read that, dude! It just isn't one of the things I covet.

Re: necrophilia is so passé

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee, I know! I've read that before, and I thought of it even as I writing it.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It's always nice to be informed of these things! Hello, best friend.

I actually started going through my itunes from the beginning of the alphabet yesterday -- I got the way through April March, but last.fm hasn't updated beyond the JCS stuff.

Time zones are the suck, man. Once the east coast people go to bed, it's still too early for England, so you're basically hoping for the random Australia/New Zealand people whose time you can't remember.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Jeez. Canada, so wacky!

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

But apparently that's just me.

Nope. Not just you. I'd totally read a Fraser/Quinn as you described.

[mrsronweasley.livejournal.com]

OMGWTF.

/butting in

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

see how PRISTINE we are by comparison? Hardly dirty at all! Sweet, kind, ladylike girls are we!

bestiality (this includes if Dief is in human form or someone else in wolf form)

it's sort of disturbing how you've thought that out.

+ Fraser/any of his other father figures, including Quinn or Welsh

*cries*

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT. omg, that was awesome. SO PRETTY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

She was so disgusted by the thought of Turnbull in a speedo that she had nowhere to go when I told her the rest!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

it's sort of disturbing how you've thought that out.

Dude, I've totally had conversations with lale about that before! She is of the opinion that if Dief is in human form, it's not bestiality, but I am forced to differ.

[lorem_ipsum]

Y'know, I totally flagged this comment email with the idea that I would respond with some links to the actual news item, but then I started thinking about what would happen if I tried to google the story... *shudder* There are things fangirl was not meant to know.