bsg, heroes, dirty fic

[schmerica]

Man, I am finding season three of Battlestar Galactica hella frustrating. I liked this Friday's episode better than the premiere, but the premiere rated fairly high on my tv disappointment scale. (Me at the beginning of s1 bsg: "This is kind of boring. I'll give it a try though." Me at the end of s2 bsg: "Wow, over the last thirty episodes I have somehow become emotional invested in this show and care about the characters. Cool!" Me at the end of 3x02: "Wow, way to make me hate every single person, there. Except you, Old Man. I still like you. PS CKR YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT DO ME NOW.")

Anyway. Tonight was Heroes! But I have no TV! Seriously, Monday and Thursday nights are my tragedy. Thank the lord for bit torrent. Hopefully I will have it waiting for me when I get home from school tomorrow.

brooklinegirl made an entry earlier writing to her DS Sekrit Santa person, where she mentioned that one of the things she asked for was, um, something kinda of dirty that not everyone liked. And I was like HEY WHAT A COINCIDENCE. And then I made a list in her comments of things that were, in fact, dirtier than what either of us has asked for.

I got this far:

+ watersports
+ scat
+ bestiality (this includes if Dief is in human form or someone else in wolf form)
+ Benton/Bob
+ Fraser/any of his other father figures, including Quinn or Welsh
+ Fraser chan (and seriously, if you're defining that as 13+, I would eat that up with a spoon. Imagine if his first sexual experience was from a woman, like, ten years older than him or something!)

But then I ran out of ideas. Although looking at it now, I totally left off necrophilia, and that's an easy one! Oops.

Comments

[brooklinegirl.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY REMEMBER THAT. omg, that was awesome. SO PRETTY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

She was so disgusted by the thought of Turnbull in a speedo that she had nowhere to go when I told her the rest!