private fandoms

[schmerica]

thefourthvine's post the other day about her imaginary fandoms is making me think again about my imaginary fandom. TFV had too much shame to talk about hers, but I have no such qualms.

See, in my head lives the imaginary miniseries of ridiculous kink fulfillment, which stars Paul Gross and Molly Parker as super rich partying Jazz Age twins and CKR as a poorer writer-or-artist that they sort of adopt as their pet, which starts out with just hanging out with them, staying at their house, going to party, and ends up getting more and more involved in their really twisted fucked-up personal relationship till he can't get out.

(Checklist: hot Canadians; incest; threesomes; fucked-up relationships; artists and their inspirations; decadence; 1920s historicalness and style... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP WINNER.)

Today I spent like three hours translating a couple of lines of Matthew from Old Church Slavonic into English. I bet you wish your life was this exciting.

It is three hours until Heroes airs on the West Coast. It is only Mondays and Thursday that I truly miss having a television! *sniffle*

All the icons I wanted to use with this post are currently inactive. Bah!

Comments

[minim_calibre]

What are their names?? Tell me more!

We want FIC! (Even if we have to write it ourselves!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ooh, names are important! I had not come up with them yet. *looks up names* I think Paul Gross and Molly Parker will be Ralph and Clara Westcott, and CKR will be Harry Dove.

Man, the lack of fic is the WORST PART of imaginary fandoms! Well, that and not actually getting to see PG, MP and CKR in a decadent incestuous threesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

and, um, other names:
Ralph Westcott - Paul Gross
Clara Westcott - Molly Parker
Harry Dove - Callum Keith Rennie
Alma Sullivan - Rachel McAdams
Chauncey Lofton - Don McKellar
Frank Cottle - Peter Outerbridge
Mae Cottle - Ellen Page
Bess O'Shea - Katherine Heigl

Tomorrow in between classes I am pretty sure I am going to be scribble stupid scraps of randomness for this. Oops.