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[schmerica]

thefourthvine's post the other day about her imaginary fandoms is making me think again about my imaginary fandom. TFV had too much shame to talk about hers, but I have no such qualms.

See, in my head lives the imaginary miniseries of ridiculous kink fulfillment, which stars Paul Gross and Molly Parker as super rich partying Jazz Age twins and CKR as a poorer writer-or-artist that they sort of adopt as their pet, which starts out with just hanging out with them, staying at their house, going to party, and ends up getting more and more involved in their really twisted fucked-up personal relationship till he can't get out.

(Checklist: hot Canadians; incest; threesomes; fucked-up relationships; artists and their inspirations; decadence; 1920s historicalness and style... BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP WINNER.)

Today I spent like three hours translating a couple of lines of Matthew from Old Church Slavonic into English. I bet you wish your life was this exciting.

It is three hours until Heroes airs on the West Coast. It is only Mondays and Thursday that I truly miss having a television! *sniffle*

All the icons I wanted to use with this post are currently inactive. Bah!

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[laughingacademy.livejournal.com]

So, is Hugh the Hemingway figure? Sandra Oh as Zelda Fitzgerald?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* fox1013 and I were just discussing who would have to be in the fandom as minor characters! I didn't think of Hugh, because, you know, I don't think of him often, and the problem I was having with Sandra Oh was dealing with the racism and exoticism. So far we came up with:

+ I think Don McKellar would have to be one of their friends who goes to all their parties. He could be one of those really high class socialists who is really arrogant and talks all the time about the common man.

+ Hmm, maybe an Ellen Page baby genius could be Molly Parker's kid from her first marriage that lasted fifteen minutes when she was nineteen. She can be at boarding school being a prodigy 11 months a year.

+ Also, for femslahs in my imaginary fandom, we can have Rachel McAdams at all the parties, drinking cocktails and smoking with a cigarette holder and dancing all night in short skirts.

+ Also also, I think Katie Heigl can be their maid. She is very pretty and kind of shy and naive and tries to be proper. And she cleans up after them and brushes Molly Parker's hair every night, and sometimes Molly Parker and PG both flirt with her and tell her what a pretty girl she is, and she always blushes.

I'm also pretty sure Peter Outerbridge is doing something pretty working class, but I don't know what yet.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

--Actually, I think Peter Outerbridge might be Molly Parker's ex: she eloped with the chauffeur when she was eighteen, came back home a few months later, popped out the baby and then put the whole thing behind her like it had never happened.

[minim_calibre]

What are their names?? Tell me more!

We want FIC! (Even if we have to write it ourselves!)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ooh, names are important! I had not come up with them yet. *looks up names* I think Paul Gross and Molly Parker will be Ralph and Clara Westcott, and CKR will be Harry Dove.

Man, the lack of fic is the WORST PART of imaginary fandoms! Well, that and not actually getting to see PG, MP and CKR in a decadent incestuous threesome.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

and, um, other names:
Ralph Westcott - Paul Gross
Clara Westcott - Molly Parker
Harry Dove - Callum Keith Rennie
Alma Sullivan - Rachel McAdams
Chauncey Lofton - Don McKellar
Frank Cottle - Peter Outerbridge
Mae Cottle - Ellen Page
Bess O'Shea - Katherine Heigl

Tomorrow in between classes I am pretty sure I am going to be scribble stupid scraps of randomness for this. Oops.

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

... but why is this not already real? Why?

*is just a little random*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

GOOD QUESTION.

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I think this has taken up residence in my brain now. And I kind of want to write fic for it, if only I knew everyone's names and wasn't so madly overextended as is. *headdesk*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Heeee. I just ended up coming up with a list of names instead of going to sleep, which had been my plan. *shakes head sadly*

[carla-scribbles.livejournal.com]

*glances up*

That is an EXCELLENT list of names. Damn it.

I am not doing this. I am not doing this. I am not doing this.

[j-s-cavalcante.livejournal.com]

See, in my head lives the imaginary miniseries of ridiculous kink fulfillment, which stars Paul Gross and Molly Parker as super rich partying Jazz Age twins and CKR as a poorer writer-or-artist that they sort of adopt as their pet, which starts out with just hanging out with them, staying at their house, going to party, and ends up getting more and more involved in their really twisted fucked-up personal relationship till he can't get out.

And lots and lots of hot threesome action, one hopes!

P.S. I think I love you.

Just saying. :)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The threesome is a central part of the action, man!

[fenlings]

Wow, your imaginary fandom is... really hot. ::blows on small spark::

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*pets it*