The Society for Girls Fucking CKR Up the Ass, first meeting

[schmerica]

TANGENT ALERT.

From the comments on my last entry:

juleskicks: Erica, posting all these pictures of Callum bending over and from behind is NOT HELPING with my pegging kink. I'm just saying.

pearl_o: I THINK YOU WILL FIND THAT DEPENDS ON YOUR DEFINITION OF "HELPING."

\o/

(Also, there is a reason why the second story I ever posted in ds was totally RayK getting pegged, dude. Also, I think you will find the fandom has a very profound fondness for Callum getting fucked by girls as well.)

juleskicks: ...this may well be my new favorite fandom. \o/

You all know what this means, right? RIGHT? Come on, fandom, do not prove me a liar! I NOW DECLARE THIS THE OFFICIAL POST IN WHICH TO DISCUSS HOW CKR (AND/OR CHARACTERS PLAYED BY CKR) NEED A GOOD FUCKING FROM A GIRL WITH A STRAP-ON AS OFTEN AS NECESSARY.

Here, I will even give you discussion points to start with:

+ RayK: big whiney bottom for, well, EVERYONE?
+ Give us more pictures of Callum being bendy from the back!
+ Is he just so very queer that even the most heterosexual sex must be queered as well?
+ I really think Billy Tallent would be less fucked up if he got fucked more, y/n?
+ Combining genderfuck PLUS pegging, like in etben and shoemaster's Bend Over, Buddy: does the genderswap in addition to the pegging create a situation where the queerness is exponential, or is there a point of diminishing returns?
+ Callum is hot. Discuss. Extra credit for diagrams!

I am currently thinking thoughts about Molly Parker's sex toy collection, how about you?

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I am eating dinner at the moment, so I don't have anything to add except that this is the first post I've read in livejournal today and it has totally made my day. I am IN LOVE with this post already.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* Fangirls are dirty. Isn't it wonderful?

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

What about Sandra Oh's sex toy collection?

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I cannot think of everything at ONCE, darling! That is why we needed the comments!

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

+ RayK: big whiney bottom for, well, EVERYONE?
+ Give us more pictures of Callum being bendy from the back!

You will find, I believe, that the correct answers are YES and YES. Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

Also: my as-yet-unwritten story where Stella is a grown-up Slayer and she and Giles end up having a grown-up affair -- which has a subplot of Buffy and Ray hooking up, because duh -- now needs to have Buffy and Stella discussing JUST THIS VERY SUBJECT, y/mfy?

Further: let's return to yesterday's discussion of Avril Lavigne as Slayer and Callum as her Watcher. Do we need to take this into consideration?

(For that matter, let's talk about the possibility of Buffy/Giles pegging. After all, one of the most fascinating aspects of Watcher/Slayer romantic relationships is that on the surface, it's a massive abuse of power, but when you stop and think, it's not, because of things like where the Slayer is clearly the more powerful person in the relationship. On the one hand, pegging arguably buys into the old 'penis=power' equation. On the other hand, it's completely turning that equation on its ear. Buying into the dominant ideology, or subverting it?)

Additionally: why are there not more adorable girly strap-on harnesses? Stella certainly wouldn't have minded the black leather that seems to be standard -- she wouldn't have been crazy about it, but at the end of the day it wasn't nearly as important as what it was holding -- but I think Buffy would be a bit more picky, and would complain a lot about the lack of bright colors and patterns.

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I love you so much it's a little bit painful.

But... in the good way.

*brings it back to topic!*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Also: my as-yet-unwritten story where Stella is a grown-up Slayer and she and Giles end up having a grown-up affair -- which has a subplot of Buffy and Ray hooking up, because duh -- now needs to have Buffy and Stella discussing JUST THIS VERY SUBJECT, y/mfy?

IF THE ANSWER TO THIS IS NOT YES THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

[malnpudl.livejournal.com]

Also: my as-yet-unwritten story where Stella is a grown-up Slayer and she and Giles end up having a grown-up affair -- which has a subplot of Buffy and Ray hooking up, because duh -- now needs to have Buffy and Stella discussing JUST THIS VERY SUBJECT, y/mfy?

Oh, FUCK, yes!!!

*worships you*

*craves fic*

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

BLG and I, and someone else, DAMN, who was it (SPEAK UP, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) and I have discussed at some length Callum's character Leoben getting fucked up the wazoo by Starbuck. With, gahd, anything she wants to fuck him with. There's a fic out there too, but I can't find it now because I am lame. Someone cough it up? *pretty*

[scriggle.livejournal.com]

sageness wrote one: Crusade (or, In Old Caprica, God Grants the Faithful the Spoils of War) (http://www.sageness.com/crusade.htm).

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

sageness's lovely long "Perspective's a Bitch(Negative Feed)" has Billy Tallent being pegged in it. *goes to find you the link*

[sage]

omg hivemind!

GLOMP!

[sage]

Heee! There are reasons why Billy Tallent gets pegged twice in my long HCL fic (once by the Molly character). And why Leoben gets pegged by Starbuck in my last BSG fic (hi, Kara owns his ass). And why...oh wait, you don't do SGA. Never mind. :P

He's such a bottom! And he digs toppy girls. RayK would totally have bent over for Maggie. And Elaine. And Meg.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Yes! YOU. OMG, link me to that fic again, pleaaaassee????

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

There are totally reasons! And those reasons are, largely, because it looks really good doing it and it MAKES SENSE. \o/

I think you have to ask yourself, who WOULDN'T RayK bend over for, you know?

[somewhatdeluded.livejournal.com]

He's such a bottom! And he digs toppy girls. RayK would totally have bent over for Maggie. And Elaine. And Meg.

And Frannie.

I'm writing this now. Hope you don't mind.

[norwich36.livejournal.com]

You wrote Kara pegging Leoben? OMG! I think I've been avoiding your BSG fic because I wasn't caught up on canon, but I am now. *Runs to read*

[etben.livejournal.com]

does the genderswap in addition to the pegging create a situation where the queerness is exponential, or is there a point of diminishing returns?

I would argue that the queerness is exponential.

Then again, it's been one of those days, so. I mean. Yay pegging?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Either one of the things on their own would make the sex THAT MUCH queerer! And I agree that both of them together makes it even queerer, but not as much in addition, maybe? It gets to a certain point where you are just SATURATED with QUEER.

And that is the point we call, yay!

[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

The thing about RayK is that, well, yes. Except that I don't know about whiny, I'm thinking more bitchy. He's the kind of bottom who will ask if it's supposed to feel that way and complain that you're not doing it right until you smack him down a little (which he's secretly into, and was kind of aiming for in the first place).

He reminds me of Anakin Skywalker like that, actually, but that's a discussion for another day.

Also, you left out the part about how STARBUCK TOPPING LEOBEN WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I LEFT THAT OUT BECAUSE I KNEW OTHER PEOPLE WOULD BRING IT UP THANK YOU.

Also:

The thing about RayK is that, well, yes. Except that I don't know about whiny, I'm thinking more bitchy. He's the kind of bottom who will ask if it's supposed to feel that way and complain that you're not doing it right until you smack him down a little (which he's secretly into, and was kind of aiming for in the first place).

I want you to write that SO BAD right now. Really, you have no idea. (With FRASER, even, which would not technically be pegging but would still be hot anyway!)

[mickeymvt.livejournal.com]

I love you. No, really, I do.

I vote for genderfuck PLUS pegging. I mean, c'mon, RayK as girl is hot enough, but when you make girl!RayK getting fucked up the ass, the hotness increase the nth power. Add in the possibility of toys PLUS genderfuck pegging and well, the monitor may just as well melt from the hotness.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm. Dude, there is seriously nothing you can do with RayK-turned-into-a-girl that I will not follow along helpless enthralled by. HE'S JUST SO PRETTY THAT WAY, OKAY.

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

On the topic of genderfuck plus pegging, I would like to raise an issue. A lot has been said about the possibilities offered by girl!Ray. This is all well and good, and I think we can all agree that it is superbly hot as a possibility.

But what about the potential offered by girl!Fraser?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

We have actually discussed this in the past! I, personally, find girl!Fraser an equally hot and appealing possibility, but there are some who find the genderswap not as much fun with Fraser being the girl. Which makes me sad, but different strokes!

(The story by etben and shoemaster I linked to in this entry is girl!Fraser pegging still-a-guy!Ray, by the way. Yummy. Ooh, and mrsronweasley has a lovely girl!Fraser story, although it doesn't contain any pegging, over here (http://community.livejournal.com/stop_drop_porn/42159.html)._

In conclusion girl!Fraser does INDEED have very much potential. SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE.

(It helps that RayK + girl is mind-numbingly hot, and RayK + Fraser is mind-numbingly hot, so RayK + girl who happens to be Fraser? FOR THE WIN.)

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Dammit. I was napping and missed the fun! I should never sleep again.

Here's my thing: I don't see how ANYONE, male or female, wouldn't want to fuck Callum up the ass. He is just THAT hot. Strap-on makers should use his picture to sell their product, I figure. Makes me wanna go into the strap-on making business myself. I would be so rich!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Awww, sleep is important! Not more important than fucking Callum up the ass, true, but WHAT IS.

He is just THAT hot. Strap-on makers should use his picture to sell their product, I figure. Makes me wanna go into the strap-on making business myself. I would be so rich!

This is such an excellent theory! But I wonder how the product could ever live up to the advertising then. The lack of Callum would be so disappointing.

[shoemaster.livejournal.com]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HELLO NURSE!

+ I really think Billy Tallent would be less fucked up if he got fucked more, y/n?

[starfishchick]

HELLS YEAH.

Re: + I really think Billy Tallent would be less fucked up if he got fucked more, y/n?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND THE YEAS HAVE IT.