no more muscle shirts ever, okay, mikey?

[schmerica]

So I was telling people last night that I kind of really love this picture of MCR. I mean, honestly, I think it's pretty fucking impressive to have every single person in your band reach their ultimate peak of Least Attractiveness at the same time, you know? SKILLS.

See, like Fall Out Boy? They totally didn't manage that, with their looking really good/looking really bad periods lined up together. When I was explaining this to mimesere I used this picture as an example, and Sheila's response was "You just like jailbait Patrick."

Which, ahahaha, is TRUE. I love Patrick Stump, I do, but though I always think he's adorable, I only really find him attractive about half the time. But underage!Patrick? Oh, man, I would hit that SO HARD, you guys.

God. Like I needed to have more things in common with Pete Wentz, right? :(

(But then it reminded me of the discussion in adellyna's journal a couple of weeks ago about how awesome it would be to have Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick. I totally managed to squick ficbyzee out with this idea, it was awesome.)

Summer of Fuck has a ring to it, right?

In conclusion, if bandom was How I Met Your Mother, Pete Wentz would be Barney Stinson. "You really never read my blog, do you?"

Comments

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I just ran across this conversation with ninjajab from a few days ago:

[discussing Bob Bryar's hotness, as usual]
ninjajab: i know! it's almost unfair, because all the other my chem guys went through phases of weirdness
ninjajab: and bob didnt have that. he just had phases of less hot.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH MAN IT IS TRUE. Maybe that's why the universe decided Bob couldn't be with them until later, dude. The MCR dudes had to go through their stages first, before they were ready!

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

To be fair, we really don't know what Bob looked like pre-MCR. Other than the super-beginning MCR stuff. For all we know, Bob could've been completely hideous.

...


BWAHAHA! Okay, I couldn't even keep a straight face on that one. Of COURSE Bob's always been attractive. He went from age 5 or so, right to hot-ass. It's a documented fact. He had no awkward teenage phase. He went to bed one night in footie pajamas and woke up the next morning with a beard and a hankering for a cigarette. Went into the kitchen and nearly scared his mom to death because he was a strange man in her house. Then he called her "Mom" and she realized it was him. *nods* Really. S'true! >_>

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

♥ BOB ♥