no more muscle shirts ever, okay, mikey?

[schmerica]

So I was telling people last night that I kind of really love this picture of MCR. I mean, honestly, I think it's pretty fucking impressive to have every single person in your band reach their ultimate peak of Least Attractiveness at the same time, you know? SKILLS.

See, like Fall Out Boy? They totally didn't manage that, with their looking really good/looking really bad periods lined up together. When I was explaining this to mimesere I used this picture as an example, and Sheila's response was "You just like jailbait Patrick."

Which, ahahaha, is TRUE. I love Patrick Stump, I do, but though I always think he's adorable, I only really find him attractive about half the time. But underage!Patrick? Oh, man, I would hit that SO HARD, you guys.

God. Like I needed to have more things in common with Pete Wentz, right? :(

(But then it reminded me of the discussion in adellyna's journal a couple of weeks ago about how awesome it would be to have Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick. I totally managed to squick ficbyzee out with this idea, it was awesome.)

Summer of Fuck has a ring to it, right?

In conclusion, if bandom was How I Met Your Mother, Pete Wentz would be Barney Stinson. "You really never read my blog, do you?"

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick.
I WOULD READ THAT SO HARD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

WOULD IT NOT BE THE BEST EVER? I ASK YOU.

[lovesongwriter.livejournal.com]

Kinda a great thing about that photo is the wee girl is Ultragrrrl's niece or something along those lines. Because that little girl was like the hugest MCR fan even then. So she got to see them on her birthday.

Then the band took her to laser tag.

A+++ MCR.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, you can't tell me those things! That is too much awesome for me to take. LASER TAG. MCR, you win forever.

[belladonnalin.livejournal.com]

I can't ... I CAN'T HANDLE THAT MUCH CUTE IN ONE STORY, JESUS. They're all there! With their crappy hair! Getting their asses kicked at lasertag!

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

Nrgh. Jailbait Patrick.

....

....nope, that's really all I've got.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

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HIT THAT PETE. HIT THAT NOW. YOU MAY HAVE MISSED YOUR CHANCE BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE WITH TIME TRAVEL.

[minervacat.livejournal.com]

how awesome it would be to have Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick.


... i am totally sitting in a meeting with a potential contractor writing a pete-centric time traveler's wife/bandom fusion RIGHT NOW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MIN. Why are you so awesome?

[mcee.livejournal.com]

Shuddap, I totally have teh hots for fat, dreadlocked Frank. YOU CAN'T STOP ME.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I will not lie, dude, I would totally do that Frank. I actually don't think he looks that bad! It's just knowing the hidden potential that makes it so hilarious!

[katienyc.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha! That picture of MCR will never stop being hysterical. Oh, poor poor baby!MCR. It's lucky that they all grew up to be such hotasses because you never would have guessed it!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Like when people talk about how supernaturally pretty they all are now, you have to admit: they paid their dues!

[eleanor-lavish.livejournal.com]

HOW HAD I MISSED THAT PICTURE BEFORE?! Jesus effing christ, I love baby!Patrick.

(Honestly, my thought last week was Pete/jailbait!Patrick/jailbait!Joe, so I can't judge anyone ever.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sigh* That is STILL a good thought. I thank you for that one.

[marginaliana]

Oh, man, that picture - just, Frank, what even. And Mikeyway looks like my grandmother. *facepalm*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that's horrible.

[fairestcat]

Some days I feel like I have way too much in common with Pete Wentz. Of course, half the time that's when I'm feeling particularly emo, but the rest of the time it tends to involve perving over either Patrick or Mikey Way. (Because seriously, if I had a summer of traveling around the country with MCR, I'd totally want to attach myself to Mikey Way's side and never ever let go.)

Also, I would TOTALLY read Now!Pete/Baby!Patrick.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, it's truuuuuuuue! Pete Wentz: living out all our dreams! Um, when it's not our nightmares.

[offtheceiling.livejournal.com]

how awesome it would be to have Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick.

HAHA. YES. I AM TOTALLY WRITING THAT RIGHT NOW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhm, underage!Patrick is the ONLY incarnation of him I find attractive. *hides*

Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick.

That is DELIGHTFUL. However, my brain is stuck on Now!Pete having sex with Baby!Joe.



Mostly because, well, lip ring. !!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Dude, you don't have to hide! I personally find Spencer Smith to be the anti-sex. Nobody does it for everyone!

AWWW BABY JOE. I approve 100%!

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness. I am laughing my ass off now because I brought up that first picture and scanned around it like four times cataloguing the people in it (and their poor appearance-related choices) WITHOUT IDENTIFYING FRANK.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, DUDE. That's hilarious.

[fmith.livejournal.com]

if bandom was How I Met Your Mother, Pete Wentz would be Barney Stinson. "You really never read my blog, do you?"

OH MY GOD. ♥____♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. PETE IS LEGEN-- WAIT FOR IT--

[ficbyzee.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I just ran across this conversation with ninjajab from a few days ago:

[discussing Bob Bryar's hotness, as usual]
ninjajab: i know! it's almost unfair, because all the other my chem guys went through phases of weirdness
ninjajab: and bob didnt have that. he just had phases of less hot.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OH MAN IT IS TRUE. Maybe that's why the universe decided Bob couldn't be with them until later, dude. The MCR dudes had to go through their stages first, before they were ready!