no more muscle shirts ever, okay, mikey?

[schmerica]

So I was telling people last night that I kind of really love this picture of MCR. I mean, honestly, I think it's pretty fucking impressive to have every single person in your band reach their ultimate peak of Least Attractiveness at the same time, you know? SKILLS.

See, like Fall Out Boy? They totally didn't manage that, with their looking really good/looking really bad periods lined up together. When I was explaining this to mimesere I used this picture as an example, and Sheila's response was "You just like jailbait Patrick."

Which, ahahaha, is TRUE. I love Patrick Stump, I do, but though I always think he's adorable, I only really find him attractive about half the time. But underage!Patrick? Oh, man, I would hit that SO HARD, you guys.

God. Like I needed to have more things in common with Pete Wentz, right? :(

(But then it reminded me of the discussion in adellyna's journal a couple of weeks ago about how awesome it would be to have Now!Pete go back in time and have sex with Baby!Patrick. I totally managed to squick ficbyzee out with this idea, it was awesome.)

Summer of Fuck has a ring to it, right?

In conclusion, if bandom was How I Met Your Mother, Pete Wentz would be Barney Stinson. "You really never read my blog, do you?"

Comments

[mcee.livejournal.com]

Also it's all well and good to lust for baby Frank from all the way over in 2007. But I bet if I smelled him and his compadres then, I might have a reversal of intent.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

This is true! Although I wonder if the Ways' stink was ever so strong as to make Frank seem daisy-scented in comparison!

[neery.livejournal.com]

I think Frank was never quite as gross as the brothers Way - there's that scene on LotMS of him trying very hard to take a shower with some some sort of water bag attached to a fence, so probably he at least tried to stay somewhat clean.