the stupid girly gloves, with the buttons on the wrist!

[schmerica]

So the comments in one of my other entries turned into -- well, not a discussion, but a place where a bunch of stood around and said "Pining! I love pining! And yearning! And UST! More please!"

And that led to me leaving pre_emptive this comment:

LIKE. PETE AND MIKEY ARE IN LOVE! BUT PETE IS ALREADY PROMISED TO SOMEBODY AND MIKEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ANYWAY SO THEY CAN NEVER BE. SO MIKEY IS GOING OFF TO, LIKE, INDIA OR CRAP TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE. AND HE GOES AND CALLS ON PETE ONE LAST TIME IN HIS PARLOR AND THEY STAND IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE BOTH THINKING ABOUT THINGS THEY CAN'T SAY AND IT'S ALL FRAUGHT AND MIKEY SAYS, "PETE..." AND PETE SHUSHES HIM WITH ONE FINGER ON HIS MOUTH. AND MIKEY TAKES PETE'S HAND IN HIS AND SLOWLY SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS GLOVE, AND THEN BRINGS PETE'S HAND UP TO HIS FACE AND PLACES ONE KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PALM. AND PETE LETS OUT A LOW SIGH AND HE AND MIKEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG MOMENT, AND THEN MIKEY LETS GO OF PETE'S HAND, AND TAKES A STEP BACK, AND PUTS THE GLOVE INTO HIS COAT POCKET AND LEAVES.

AND HE KEEPS THE GLOVE THE WHOLE TIME HE IS IN INDIA. AND THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER WHICH THEY ARE BOTH AFRAID TO SEND BUT WHICH THEY KEEP ANYWAY. AND PETE HAS A BIG SOCIETY WEDDING WITH HIS BETROTHED AND MIKEY MAKES HIS FORTUNE AND THEN FIVE YEARS LATER MIKEY COMES BACK TO ENGLAND AND THE FIRST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER IS IN SOCIETY, AT A PARTY, WHERE NEITHER ONE KNEW THE OTHER WOULD BE THERE.

If your eyes are not burning from that much capslock in a row, I think you can all clearly see the amazing awesome involved here.

Also discussed last night, in a different forum: how much of a kickass medieval mystic Gerard Way would have made. Aversion to all sane forms of hygiene? CHECK. Creepy obsession with blood? CHECK. Complete earnestness? CHECK. It's the role he was born to play, baby.

I also scientifically proved, through the skills fandom has taught me, that Alicia and Mikeyway are sleeping together. Neither shoemaster nor pre_emptive seemed properly impressed by this proof of my utter genius.

Anyway. Ray Toro's cock is way more important than anything else I could ever have to say.

Comments

[sobota.livejournal.com]

dude, pete's dad is a *lawyer*. how stupid is he? he could have said:

'uh, dad--fair use? pls to be telling me if i have to pay this dude some cash.'

and his dad would have said:

'ya duh, son.'

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

dude, I did not even know this bit of canon.


WTF, PETE WENTZ? YOU RUN BUSINESSES AND ARE RELATED TO A LAWYER! HOW DID YOU DROP THIS BALL!

*dies laughing*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Obviously he was busy jumping off of high things and breaking bones, duh.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

CLEARLY.

How sad is it that these displays of mild ineptitude make me love these stupid boys EVEN MORE?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ugh, man, I don't even know. I think we're at that totally pathetic point where everything adds to our love. Some day on youtube there's going to be a video of Frank Iero kicking a puppy and we're all going to die of love.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Dude, that actually made me out loud snort-laugh. Because oh gods, that's probably true.

(Dear Frank - please don't kick a puppy. I don't want to suddenly realize that I find puppy-kicking adorable)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I cannot actually imagine any circumstances under which Frank would kick a puppy. I'm just saying, if he DID.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Now I'm just imagining this spinning into some huge in-joke fan thing resulting in someone showing up at a concert in a shirt that has a picture of frank with the words "Kicks Puppies" below it, and Frank seeing it and going o.0

[ubixtiz.livejournal.com]

It could happen by accident! Maybe he was flailing and didn't see it there!

(He would feel really bad afterwards and then there would be video of Frank making aghast-face and solicitously cradling an injured puppy and the internet would melt into itself.)

[sobota.livejournal.com]

idk man. idk. they bought the fob trademark back in like 2003 or something (thanks dad) and his dad checked over their contracts and stuff when they were first approached by island.

maybe pete thought 'I'M A BIG BOY NAO. i understand fair use!'

dad: *facePALM*

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Oh Peter Lewis...