using this icon on this entry is SO INAPPROPRIATE

[schmerica]

If you read the Waycest post yesterday but not all the comments, you might be interested in this thread, this one, or this one, where there's a little bit more.

We have a severe snow advisory warning for today in the Portland metro area. They warned about snow from 6am to 6pm! There would be 3 - 6 inches actually sticking on the ground. It's almost 1pm now, and the amount of snow that has fallen here, let alone stuck, is basically nil.

Anyway. The main point of this entry is: can we discuss Brian Schechter? Please? Where is all the fic, you guys. WHERE IS IT MAMA NEEDS IT.

I mean.

There was a long conversation earlier in the week about how amazing a story with girl!Schechter would be, because ... wow. I mean, yes, first of all, the tiny tattooed completely fucking badass chick would be hella hot, but even more, all the gender and sex and feminist issues that story could explore!

And then impertinence was just talking about Brian/Gerard in her last entry, and I got LotMS for Christmas, you guys, so I just rewatched that, and. BRIAN. He loves the entire fucking band so much, you guys! And he and Gerard just -- !!!! There's so much there, you know? Love and faith and addiction and stupid guys and just. They saved each other's lives.

(Man, the way he remembers the first time he saw MCR and the day he became their manager -- Brian would remember every anniversary ever, y/n? Date of the first time he and Gerard made out. Date of the incredibly drunken blowjob Gerard gave him. Date of the first time they kissed when both of them were sober.)

The point is: Schechter. Is hot. And awesome. And loves his band. And there should be more fic.

THE END.

(Hm, maybe I need a Gerard+Brian icon. THINK ABOUT THIS.)

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[violin-road.livejournal.com]

*hijacks post*


TELL ME MORE.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

[Well, okay, so Brian and the Used are apparently still friends, in spite of Gerard shenanigans, and I feel like he would probably go to visit them whenever he gets a break. Because hey, sometimes he likes dirty and assholish instead of married and clean, right? So he goes to visit them on their bus at one point, when the two tours go near one another. Like, okay:]

Brian went into rehab for exactly this reason. Well, he didn't know when he went into rehab that he was going to confront a house with four stoned morons trying to play human bowling on it, but this was the sort of shit that made him realize he needed to get clean.

"Bert," he says, wearily, "that's it."

Bert pauses and looks at him from his sprinting start. Down the hallway, in the living room, Quinn, Jepha, and Dan are all holding their toes; they look up as one, like demented bendy meerkats. "Brian," Quinn whines, and Brian rolls his eyes.

"Okay, finish the frame."

Bert whoops and starts somersaulting, far faster than a human being ought to be able to go. He manages to get Jepha and Quinn to topple over -- Jepha wobbles and crashes down, giggling wildly -- but Dan doesn't move.

"Should have used a heavier ball," Brian comments, as Dan does his victory dance.

"I'll show you some heavy balls," Bert says, and flings himself at Brian. Brian catches him with the ease of long practice and takes Bert licking his face as his due punishment for talking/breathing/existing around Bert. Bert wriggles, and Brian tries to drop him, but the fucker is clinging like a fungus. "Does my breath smell bad?" he says, and breathes in Brian's face. Brian sniffs.

"Jizz? And cigarettes." He blinks. "Oh Christ, have you all been fucking again?" Jeph and Dan burst into loud, stupid laughter, braying away like donkeys. Quinn is just making lewd gestures. Bert starts sucking on his ear, and Brian tries to peel his fingers off.

"Just a little fun," Bert wheedles.

"That's not why I come here," Brian says, and jumps when Quinn's hands land on his shoulders, out of fucking nowhere. Quinn just dips his head and meets Bert's mouth at Brian's ear. They kiss, messily, their lips and tongues meeting occasionally on Brian's earlobe. Brian exhales shakily and says, "hey, no, off."

[IDK, then groupsex.]

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NAUGHT FOR YOU BUT HIGH-PITCHED KEENING NOISES

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

Srsly, I want to write this at some point, but I think everyone's going to think of me as that pegging groupsex girl at the rate I'm going. Which, okay, there's technically nothing wrong with that. But still.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

But you're my favorite pegging groupsex girl! ;D

[zeplum.livejournal.com]

Oh god, human bowling. The Used human bowling. *dies*

Hysterial, wrong and hot all at the same time.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

When I write the Used, I basically think of all the dumb crap my team used to do and ratchet it up a couple of notches. They make me so happy for exactly that reason. :D