using this icon on this entry is SO INAPPROPRIATE

[schmerica]

If you read the Waycest post yesterday but not all the comments, you might be interested in this thread, this one, or this one, where there's a little bit more.

We have a severe snow advisory warning for today in the Portland metro area. They warned about snow from 6am to 6pm! There would be 3 - 6 inches actually sticking on the ground. It's almost 1pm now, and the amount of snow that has fallen here, let alone stuck, is basically nil.

Anyway. The main point of this entry is: can we discuss Brian Schechter? Please? Where is all the fic, you guys. WHERE IS IT MAMA NEEDS IT.

I mean.

There was a long conversation earlier in the week about how amazing a story with girl!Schechter would be, because ... wow. I mean, yes, first of all, the tiny tattooed completely fucking badass chick would be hella hot, but even more, all the gender and sex and feminist issues that story could explore!

And then impertinence was just talking about Brian/Gerard in her last entry, and I got LotMS for Christmas, you guys, so I just rewatched that, and. BRIAN. He loves the entire fucking band so much, you guys! And he and Gerard just -- !!!! There's so much there, you know? Love and faith and addiction and stupid guys and just. They saved each other's lives.

(Man, the way he remembers the first time he saw MCR and the day he became their manager -- Brian would remember every anniversary ever, y/n? Date of the first time he and Gerard made out. Date of the incredibly drunken blowjob Gerard gave him. Date of the first time they kissed when both of them were sober.)

The point is: Schechter. Is hot. And awesome. And loves his band. And there should be more fic.

THE END.

(Hm, maybe I need a Gerard+Brian icon. THINK ABOUT THIS.)

Comments

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I am obsessed with Brian/The Used right now, I can't lie to you.

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

I...have never gotten tinhatty about any RPF pairing. At all. But there are moments, watching LotMS, where I...not tinhat Schecter and Gerard myself, but I can see exactly why someone would. They're not remotely an OTP for me--I think I've read maybe one fic, though possibly if there were more I would read more--but Brian loves Gerard so much, I can't even.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

can we discuss Brian Schechter? Please? Where is all the fic, you guys.

I am off the hook for this request, right? Because I'm pretty sure I've got Brian-centic stories covered. *g*

Every time I see him febreze Gerard I think "That's true love."

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are excused. THIS TIME.

Every time I see him febreze Gerard I think "That's true love."

SO TRUE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I have not managed to get into the Used yet, though I suspect it is only a matter of time. Either way, I encourage this!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Yes, EXACTLY. Brian isn't even in that *much* of LotMS, but all his bits in it are ... wow. I don't care if it's gen (though I prefer the pairing), but that is so much love there.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

*hijacks post*


TELL ME MORE.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I totally want retardo curtainfic that's just, like, a bunch of images of Brian Schechter's calendar, with like EVERY DAY marked off, like. "Anniversary of the first time Gerard said he loved me." "Anniversary of the first time I punched Gerard in the face." "Anniversary of the first time he let me top." &c!

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

His eyes get all GLOWY with affection when he talks about them. Siiiiiiigh. Also, I love in the INOK making of when he's like "eh, so what if I get a concussion?" He's so whipped.

BRIAN/EVERYONE, FOR REALS.

[quettaser.livejournal.com]

He kills me with his exact dates. EXACT DATES. He knew that was the band he was going to get off the road for!

I NEED SO MUCH MORE

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NOW I WANT THAT TOO.

Anniversary of the first time Gerard let the phone keep ringing instead of quitting blowing me in the middle because it might be Mikey in trouble! Anniversary of the first time he drew me as a vampire! Anniversary of the first time we made out in Europe! Anniversary of the first time we made out in Asia! Anniversary of the first time I sat by him all night by the toilet holding his hair back while he puked!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Also, I love in the INOK making of when he's like "eh, so what if I get a concussion?" He's so whipped.

OH, man, yes! Especially since he's like "oh well, what are you going to do?" When the answer is obviously "...not getinto a giant dog costume and get beaten to a pulp?" which will never ever occur to him. Hee.

UGH HE LOVES THEM A LOT.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

There are a couple dates that are left blank, and Gerard keeps meaning to do something special on those, but he never remembers which ones they are :\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES. He knows the dates just off the top of his head. It was love at first sight. He's just. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww! But when he does the special thing on the wrong day by accident, Brian is like "AWESOME, you remembered the first time we did it in the van!"

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

DSKJLJFLD DFSDLKFJSDF BRIAN SCHECHTER LET'S DO IT

[angelchildr.livejournal.com]

I STILL HAVE GIRL!BRIAN LOUNGING AROUND IN MY HEAD. I BLAME YOU.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

[Well, okay, so Brian and the Used are apparently still friends, in spite of Gerard shenanigans, and I feel like he would probably go to visit them whenever he gets a break. Because hey, sometimes he likes dirty and assholish instead of married and clean, right? So he goes to visit them on their bus at one point, when the two tours go near one another. Like, okay:]

Brian went into rehab for exactly this reason. Well, he didn't know when he went into rehab that he was going to confront a house with four stoned morons trying to play human bowling on it, but this was the sort of shit that made him realize he needed to get clean.

"Bert," he says, wearily, "that's it."

Bert pauses and looks at him from his sprinting start. Down the hallway, in the living room, Quinn, Jepha, and Dan are all holding their toes; they look up as one, like demented bendy meerkats. "Brian," Quinn whines, and Brian rolls his eyes.

"Okay, finish the frame."

Bert whoops and starts somersaulting, far faster than a human being ought to be able to go. He manages to get Jepha and Quinn to topple over -- Jepha wobbles and crashes down, giggling wildly -- but Dan doesn't move.

"Should have used a heavier ball," Brian comments, as Dan does his victory dance.

"I'll show you some heavy balls," Bert says, and flings himself at Brian. Brian catches him with the ease of long practice and takes Bert licking his face as his due punishment for talking/breathing/existing around Bert. Bert wriggles, and Brian tries to drop him, but the fucker is clinging like a fungus. "Does my breath smell bad?" he says, and breathes in Brian's face. Brian sniffs.

"Jizz? And cigarettes." He blinks. "Oh Christ, have you all been fucking again?" Jeph and Dan burst into loud, stupid laughter, braying away like donkeys. Quinn is just making lewd gestures. Bert starts sucking on his ear, and Brian tries to peel his fingers off.

"Just a little fun," Bert wheedles.

"That's not why I come here," Brian says, and jumps when Quinn's hands land on his shoulders, out of fucking nowhere. Quinn just dips his head and meets Bert's mouth at Brian's ear. They kiss, messily, their lips and tongues meeting occasionally on Brian's earlobe. Brian exhales shakily and says, "hey, no, off."

[IDK, then groupsex.]

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I HAVE NAUGHT FOR YOU BUT HIGH-PITCHED KEENING NOISES

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY

[lovelypoet.livejournal.com]

Gerard/Brian Mpreg.

That's all I've got to say. The chat log is.... um. Yes.

clumsygyrl and I are DANGEROUS when left unsupervised.

[soundslikej.livejournal.com]

BRIAN MARRIED THIS BAND.

He knows all the dates. They have him talk about all the intense and awful stuff for them on their DVD. He loves them.

(also oh my god girlBrian needs to happen like YESTERDAY. *flails*)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I was going to something about HEY GERARD WILL GET JEALOUS

but then I remembered it was Gerard. So he would probably just be like "What? Oh. Yeah, okay, you guys have fun." And Brian would be like "You're included in the threesome, jackass" and Gerard would smile crookedly and be like "Yeah, I'm really right in the middle of this graphic novel right now and then I was gonna get some more coffee. But you go ahead!"

(I firmly believe Gerard gives up chances at hot dirty sex to read comic books. Or play video games. Or draw pictures of dragons.)

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

I know the basic plot of the Gerard/Brian I would write, if I were ever to write it! I just...have so many WIPs that I've cut myself off until I finish SOMETHING. >.>

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

They have him talk about all the intense and awful stuff for them on their DVD.

Oh, god, you know, I didn't even think about it that way, but wow. ♥BRIAN♥

Brian/MCR OTP!!!!!!