using this icon on this entry is SO INAPPROPRIATE

[schmerica]

If you read the Waycest post yesterday but not all the comments, you might be interested in this thread, this one, or this one, where there's a little bit more.

We have a severe snow advisory warning for today in the Portland metro area. They warned about snow from 6am to 6pm! There would be 3 - 6 inches actually sticking on the ground. It's almost 1pm now, and the amount of snow that has fallen here, let alone stuck, is basically nil.

Anyway. The main point of this entry is: can we discuss Brian Schechter? Please? Where is all the fic, you guys. WHERE IS IT MAMA NEEDS IT.

I mean.

There was a long conversation earlier in the week about how amazing a story with girl!Schechter would be, because ... wow. I mean, yes, first of all, the tiny tattooed completely fucking badass chick would be hella hot, but even more, all the gender and sex and feminist issues that story could explore!

And then impertinence was just talking about Brian/Gerard in her last entry, and I got LotMS for Christmas, you guys, so I just rewatched that, and. BRIAN. He loves the entire fucking band so much, you guys! And he and Gerard just -- !!!! There's so much there, you know? Love and faith and addiction and stupid guys and just. They saved each other's lives.

(Man, the way he remembers the first time he saw MCR and the day he became their manager -- Brian would remember every anniversary ever, y/n? Date of the first time he and Gerard made out. Date of the incredibly drunken blowjob Gerard gave him. Date of the first time they kissed when both of them were sober.)

The point is: Schechter. Is hot. And awesome. And loves his band. And there should be more fic.

THE END.

(Hm, maybe I need a Gerard+Brian icon. THINK ABOUT THIS.)

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, REALLY? BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE US.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

MY NAME IS JORI, AND I LIKE LIMP DICKS.


I mean. Uh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I guess pre-sober Gerard could still be giving lots of blowjobs. And everytime after, the other guy is like "Okay, now what about you, man--" and Gerard isn't hard at all, completely limp, and he just giggles drunkenly and says something stupid in his weird nasal voice.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO REEEEEEEEADDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT D: D: D:


[although tbqh i would rather read limpdick!Billiam than !Gerard, bc I feel like Gerard has enough problems whereas Bill could stand to be taken down a peg or two :(]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am okay with limpdick Gerard as long as Gerard isn't overly concerned with it. Like if he's just, whatever, not my thing, I'm cool. If it's horribly embarrassing or humiliating, nooooooooo.