using this icon on this entry is SO INAPPROPRIATE

[schmerica]

If you read the Waycest post yesterday but not all the comments, you might be interested in this thread, this one, or this one, where there's a little bit more.

We have a severe snow advisory warning for today in the Portland metro area. They warned about snow from 6am to 6pm! There would be 3 - 6 inches actually sticking on the ground. It's almost 1pm now, and the amount of snow that has fallen here, let alone stuck, is basically nil.

Anyway. The main point of this entry is: can we discuss Brian Schechter? Please? Where is all the fic, you guys. WHERE IS IT MAMA NEEDS IT.

I mean.

There was a long conversation earlier in the week about how amazing a story with girl!Schechter would be, because ... wow. I mean, yes, first of all, the tiny tattooed completely fucking badass chick would be hella hot, but even more, all the gender and sex and feminist issues that story could explore!

And then impertinence was just talking about Brian/Gerard in her last entry, and I got LotMS for Christmas, you guys, so I just rewatched that, and. BRIAN. He loves the entire fucking band so much, you guys! And he and Gerard just -- !!!! There's so much there, you know? Love and faith and addiction and stupid guys and just. They saved each other's lives.

(Man, the way he remembers the first time he saw MCR and the day he became their manager -- Brian would remember every anniversary ever, y/n? Date of the first time he and Gerard made out. Date of the incredibly drunken blowjob Gerard gave him. Date of the first time they kissed when both of them were sober.)

The point is: Schechter. Is hot. And awesome. And loves his band. And there should be more fic.

THE END.

(Hm, maybe I need a Gerard+Brian icon. THINK ABOUT THIS.)

Comments

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I totally want retardo curtainfic that's just, like, a bunch of images of Brian Schechter's calendar, with like EVERY DAY marked off, like. "Anniversary of the first time Gerard said he loved me." "Anniversary of the first time I punched Gerard in the face." "Anniversary of the first time he let me top." &c!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

NOW I WANT THAT TOO.

Anniversary of the first time Gerard let the phone keep ringing instead of quitting blowing me in the middle because it might be Mikey in trouble! Anniversary of the first time he drew me as a vampire! Anniversary of the first time we made out in Europe! Anniversary of the first time we made out in Asia! Anniversary of the first time I sat by him all night by the toilet holding his hair back while he puked!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

There are a couple dates that are left blank, and Gerard keeps meaning to do something special on those, but he never remembers which ones they are :\

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aww! But when he does the special thing on the wrong day by accident, Brian is like "AWESOME, you remembered the first time we did it in the van!"

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

DSKJLJFLD DFSDLKFJSDF BRIAN SCHECHTER LET'S DO IT

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I was going to something about HEY GERARD WILL GET JEALOUS

but then I remembered it was Gerard. So he would probably just be like "What? Oh. Yeah, okay, you guys have fun." And Brian would be like "You're included in the threesome, jackass" and Gerard would smile crookedly and be like "Yeah, I'm really right in the middle of this graphic novel right now and then I was gonna get some more coffee. But you go ahead!"

(I firmly believe Gerard gives up chances at hot dirty sex to read comic books. Or play video games. Or draw pictures of dragons.)

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GTARD ♥

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I just honestly would not be surprised if Gerard Way was the sort of guy who just ... didn't have a particularly high sex drive, you know? Like, he likes sex! It's just not a high priority. (And honestly, as much as I like slutty pre-sober Gerard, between the anti-depressants and the drugs, he was probably Mr. Limp Dick for a good long time there.)

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

THIS WOULD BE FUNNIER IF I DIDN'T COMPLAIN ALL THE TIME ABOUT HOW I WANT FIC ABOUT DUDES NOT BEIN ABLE TO GET IT UP

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

--How have I never actually heard you complain about that? YOU COMPLAIN A LOT, BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD MISS THAT.

I'm totally serious, though. For some reason I see it especially easily with early!MCR Gerard/Frank. Because, uh, god knows Frank is oversexed. Like, after a few months or whatever, Frank is finally like "all the cuddles and kisses and homoerotic tension, where is the SEXING?" and Gerard having to explain how he's really just, you know, not that into it. And Frank being all o.O. "You're not into ... sex?" and Gerard just shrugs and puffs on his cigarette. "I mean, I'll give you a handjob or something if you want, but I'm not really going to get much out of it." And Frank is like "well, fuck."

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Hahaha idk because you're not Zee, who gets most of it? PETE WENTZ/BILL BECKETT OTP


I WOULD READ THAT STORY SO HARD. Although it seems more like asexual!Gerard than ED!Gerard, but I'm not picky! :D

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Although it seems more like asexual!Gerard than ED!Gerard, but I'm not picky! :D

Ahahah, point! I was still thinking less naturally-asexual than chemical-side-effect-asexual, but whatever. Either way I kind of want to write it now!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

We're, uh, all going to pretend I didn't just complain that your Gerard didn't have erectile dysfunction.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Oh fuckit, no we're not. I OWN MY KINKS.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, REALLY? BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE US.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

MY NAME IS JORI, AND I LIKE LIMP DICKS.


I mean. Uh.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I guess pre-sober Gerard could still be giving lots of blowjobs. And everytime after, the other guy is like "Okay, now what about you, man--" and Gerard isn't hard at all, completely limp, and he just giggles drunkenly and says something stupid in his weird nasal voice.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO REEEEEEEEADDDDDDDD ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT D: D: D:


[although tbqh i would rather read limpdick!Billiam than !Gerard, bc I feel like Gerard has enough problems whereas Bill could stand to be taken down a peg or two :(]

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am okay with limpdick Gerard as long as Gerard isn't overly concerned with it. Like if he's just, whatever, not my thing, I'm cool. If it's horribly embarrassing or humiliating, nooooooooo.