paulie bleeker, ilu

[schmerica]

Today I went with my sister to see Juno and it was MADE OF AWESOME. Seriously, like, infinite hearts. I loved it. Ellen Page and Michael Cera own my soul. Yes. I need the mp3 of them singing together like burning.

Then I came back and read more of the anonymeme replies from the five hours I was out, and the fatphobia had gotten so much worse, you guys. D: D: D: D: STOP THAT FANDOM. STOP THAT NOW.

Of course, that still leaves me like 98% amused to 2% pissed off, so all in all, good show!

(What's really sad is I find myself really, really glad now that all the girls in our canon are tiny. How awful is that? But I just don't think I could take the criticism a non-skinny girl would get. SIGH.)

Frank/Bob! And lots of Bob porn from before he got skinny! THANKS.

I just left a comment to fallingfortruth that basically said, "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RENAISSANCE DRAMA AU, Y/N?" Which I will admit I only said to get a chance to suggest the title 'Tis Pity Mikey's a Whore. Come on, even if you hate incest fiction, you have to admit that's hilarious. Hee.

The other day the subject of "Pete travelling through time to have sex with baby!Patrick" came up yet again, when kalpurna said that he'd totally do it even if he already HAD had sex with that Patrick in the normal timeline. Which of course leads to the question of whether Pete Wentz would go back in time to have a threesome with Baby!Patrick and his own younger self.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, DEEP IN OUR HEARTS.

(Patrick would be all, "wait, so you got even MORE insane in seven years? How does that work?")

You know what is never not funny? The word "cockslut." ♥

In conclusion: but I don't want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. Make it stop? Help me, fandom.

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I do, I really do. Not as much I want to see him get double-teamed by dudes, but. STILL. DAMN YOU BDEN.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

double-teamed by dudes because he purrs and is also the biggest, dirtiest, hardest fuck of any boy in bandom, y/n.



He has always been my favorite, even during the dorkfaces. I am slowly warming up to Spencer and Ryan and there's a special place in my heart for Jon (although he looks way too much like this Boy in my life and it creeps me out a little, YOU KNOW), but oh, oh, BRENDON, ilu.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

double-teamed by dudes because he purrs and is also the biggest, dirtiest, hardest fuck of any boy in bandom, y/n.

MFY!

I totally wasn't into Panic at all for a really long time, but somehow the spaz in the lavender hoodie broke down all my defenses. I'm not really into any of the others yet, but I think I'm getting fonder. But mostly, just. BRENDON.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

THAT IS HOW IT HAPPENS, I SWEAR. One minute you're like "Hey, the one with the glasses and the hoodie is adorable" and suddenly you're all "Spencer is so delightfully bitchy! Jon is a REAL BOY! Ryan is... not totally unlikeable!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, yes. I looked at tons of Panic picspam when I got into bandom, and I was mostly, just, you know, scared that Ryan and Spencer were judging me and whispering catty things about me behind my back. I've moved on from that point!