paulie bleeker, ilu

[schmerica]

Today I went with my sister to see Juno and it was MADE OF AWESOME. Seriously, like, infinite hearts. I loved it. Ellen Page and Michael Cera own my soul. Yes. I need the mp3 of them singing together like burning.

Then I came back and read more of the anonymeme replies from the five hours I was out, and the fatphobia had gotten so much worse, you guys. D: D: D: D: STOP THAT FANDOM. STOP THAT NOW.

Of course, that still leaves me like 98% amused to 2% pissed off, so all in all, good show!

(What's really sad is I find myself really, really glad now that all the girls in our canon are tiny. How awful is that? But I just don't think I could take the criticism a non-skinny girl would get. SIGH.)

Frank/Bob! And lots of Bob porn from before he got skinny! THANKS.

I just left a comment to fallingfortruth that basically said, "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RENAISSANCE DRAMA AU, Y/N?" Which I will admit I only said to get a chance to suggest the title 'Tis Pity Mikey's a Whore. Come on, even if you hate incest fiction, you have to admit that's hilarious. Hee.

The other day the subject of "Pete travelling through time to have sex with baby!Patrick" came up yet again, when kalpurna said that he'd totally do it even if he already HAD had sex with that Patrick in the normal timeline. Which of course leads to the question of whether Pete Wentz would go back in time to have a threesome with Baby!Patrick and his own younger self.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, DEEP IN OUR HEARTS.

(Patrick would be all, "wait, so you got even MORE insane in seven years? How does that work?")

You know what is never not funny? The word "cockslut." ♥

In conclusion: but I don't want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. Make it stop? Help me, fandom.

Comments

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

Of course you want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. I bet he purrs. That, or he will surprise everyone by being the biggest, dirtiest, hardest fuck of any boy in bandom.


or, of course, if you don't want him, that's cool. you know. more for me, etc etc.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I need Brendon to stop being a hotass, like, yesterday. It's not good for my soul.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I do, I really do. Not as much I want to see him get double-teamed by dudes, but. STILL. DAMN YOU BDEN.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*nods sadly* Luckily we still have all the goofy sweetheart faces immortalized, too.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I... I think if I saw *this* Brendon cracking up and giggling all goofy-faced, I'd want even MORE to do dirty, dirty things to him. Oh god.

[blondiusmaximus.livejournal.com]

double-teamed by dudes because he purrs and is also the biggest, dirtiest, hardest fuck of any boy in bandom, y/n.



He has always been my favorite, even during the dorkfaces. I am slowly warming up to Spencer and Ryan and there's a special place in my heart for Jon (although he looks way too much like this Boy in my life and it creeps me out a little, YOU KNOW), but oh, oh, BRENDON, ilu.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT. HE HAS US CORNERED.

*sighs and looks at the shirtless back picture some more*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

double-teamed by dudes because he purrs and is also the biggest, dirtiest, hardest fuck of any boy in bandom, y/n.

MFY!

I totally wasn't into Panic at all for a really long time, but somehow the spaz in the lavender hoodie broke down all my defenses. I'm not really into any of the others yet, but I think I'm getting fonder. But mostly, just. BRENDON.

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Bden Urie/MikeyWay: hot liek burning, Y/Y?

Esp. if it's girl!Mikey (teaching a 'maybe I'm bi after all' Bden how to go down on her. It's called the clitoris Brenden, if you're going to fuck girls, you need to get acquainted)

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

THAT IS HOW IT HAPPENS, I SWEAR. One minute you're like "Hey, the one with the glasses and the hoodie is adorable" and suddenly you're all "Spencer is so delightfully bitchy! Jon is a REAL BOY! Ryan is... not totally unlikeable!"

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Here (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=62C5E47B77B0FF9B) is the mp3 of them singing together (it's mislabeled as "Anyone Else But You"). I downloaded the soundtrack as soon as I got home from seeing the movie, because I am a nutbar.

(Oh, man, the fatphobia on the meme is unbelievable. Fandom is not as feminist/accepting as I wish it was sometimes! Obviously the answer is to write lots and lots of porn about Patrick. WHAT A HARDSHIP.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Man, I love both of them indiviually, but I don't think I can get into that pairing at all! I don't know why, it just doesn't work for me.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OOOOH YAY! Thank you so much for the music!

Patrick/pre-skinny!Bob, I'm telling you. PRACTICALLY CANON.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahaha, yes. I looked at tons of Panic picspam when I got into bandom, and I was mostly, just, you know, scared that Ryan and Spencer were judging me and whispering catty things about me behind my back. I've moved on from that point!

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

No problem! The soundtrack was so much fun.

INDEED. I feel like Patrick and Bob are kindred spirits. At the end of the day, exhausted from dealing with Pete or Gerard and Frank, they just crack open a couple of beers, complain for awhile, and then fuck all night. They get sweaty and sticky and disgusting and it doesn't even matter, because it's such hot sex. \o/

[akire-yta.livejournal.com]

Too much geeky goodness in one place? Of course, it'd be one lopsided pillow fight...

[mazily.livejournal.com]

My response to this entry is mostly, "Bob/Frank! Pre-skinny Bob! Pre-skinny Bob/pre-legal Patrick! Bob/Frank! BobBobBobBobBob! Ooh, and Brendon!" on an endless loop.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

\o/ X INFINITY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I APPROVE OF EVERYTHING IN THIS COMMENT.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

oh dear. did it get worse? It was only at six pages of distressing when I went to work and then I didn't read it, 'cause, uh, I talk to dumb people all day and nothing is helped by me being all *grr* at them over people in fandom being dumb and icky.

paaaaaaatrick stump, I want to bite your arms. And write lots of porn where everyone is over at the Fortress of Bachelortude and Gerard is telling Patrick allllll about Warhammer and how it is awesome and showing off his tiny figurines and Patrick is making ??? face at him and so is Bob and Frankie laughs like a crazy person at how they have matching expressions and Ray is in the background with a pad of paper that says, "WoW = WIN" and "For the Horde" and "Oh god, patrick, don't listen to Gerard or else he will not stop talking about this and we will have to put up with it in the studio tomorrow please please for the love of god, pretend pete is calling you" and it gets to really small text by the end and then the next page just has stick figure drawings of a person with a crazy afro being eaten by sharks -- Patrick can tell because the stick figure shark has a fin -- and a diagram of how Warhammer is lame, no, really, LAME and Gerard doesn't even turn around before he says, kind of snippily, "It is not lame and your shark sucks." and then Ray cuddles him in apology.

...and maybe then there is an orgy.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It got way worse! I was sad. There is one comment where somebody is like "sorry, chubby guys just aren't my kink" (emphasis mine). Because it is so WEIRD to be attracted to anybody who isn't STICK THIN that it is a KINK. A KINK. WHAT.

Also, I love your brain so much. SHARKS AND CUDDLES YAY.

[ladysorka]

Jamia is actually a bit bigger - she seems to fluctuate, but I think she actually often hovers around a 10/12. So, normal, but a lot bigger than most of the girls.

I'm actually kind of amazed I don't see more people bashing her for it when I venture out into the, uh, more wild parts of the fandom.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That actually makes me really happy -- thank you for sharing that!

[prettykitty-aya.livejournal.com]

um, i may or may not have that second pic of brendon as my desktop. tiled. twice the hott. ugh, b, knock it off.

fallingfortruth may love you for that, lol, knowing him.

frank/bob = &hearts &hearts &hearts

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My desktop is still stuck on that black&white Mikeyway Kerrang shot that just came out a little while ago. MIKEYWAY, you are still my FAVORITE.

SO MUCH LOVE.