paulie bleeker, ilu

[schmerica]

Today I went with my sister to see Juno and it was MADE OF AWESOME. Seriously, like, infinite hearts. I loved it. Ellen Page and Michael Cera own my soul. Yes. I need the mp3 of them singing together like burning.

Then I came back and read more of the anonymeme replies from the five hours I was out, and the fatphobia had gotten so much worse, you guys. D: D: D: D: STOP THAT FANDOM. STOP THAT NOW.

Of course, that still leaves me like 98% amused to 2% pissed off, so all in all, good show!

(What's really sad is I find myself really, really glad now that all the girls in our canon are tiny. How awful is that? But I just don't think I could take the criticism a non-skinny girl would get. SIGH.)

Frank/Bob! And lots of Bob porn from before he got skinny! THANKS.

I just left a comment to fallingfortruth that basically said, "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RENAISSANCE DRAMA AU, Y/N?" Which I will admit I only said to get a chance to suggest the title 'Tis Pity Mikey's a Whore. Come on, even if you hate incest fiction, you have to admit that's hilarious. Hee.

The other day the subject of "Pete travelling through time to have sex with baby!Patrick" came up yet again, when kalpurna said that he'd totally do it even if he already HAD had sex with that Patrick in the normal timeline. Which of course leads to the question of whether Pete Wentz would go back in time to have a threesome with Baby!Patrick and his own younger self.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, DEEP IN OUR HEARTS.

(Patrick would be all, "wait, so you got even MORE insane in seven years? How does that work?")

You know what is never not funny? The word "cockslut." ♥

In conclusion: but I don't want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. Make it stop? Help me, fandom.

Comments

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

Here (http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=62C5E47B77B0FF9B) is the mp3 of them singing together (it's mislabeled as "Anyone Else But You"). I downloaded the soundtrack as soon as I got home from seeing the movie, because I am a nutbar.

(Oh, man, the fatphobia on the meme is unbelievable. Fandom is not as feminist/accepting as I wish it was sometimes! Obviously the answer is to write lots and lots of porn about Patrick. WHAT A HARDSHIP.)

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

OOOOH YAY! Thank you so much for the music!

Patrick/pre-skinny!Bob, I'm telling you. PRACTICALLY CANON.

[warmingweather.livejournal.com]

No problem! The soundtrack was so much fun.

INDEED. I feel like Patrick and Bob are kindred spirits. At the end of the day, exhausted from dealing with Pete or Gerard and Frank, they just crack open a couple of beers, complain for awhile, and then fuck all night. They get sweaty and sticky and disgusting and it doesn't even matter, because it's such hot sex. \o/

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

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