paulie bleeker, ilu

[schmerica]

Today I went with my sister to see Juno and it was MADE OF AWESOME. Seriously, like, infinite hearts. I loved it. Ellen Page and Michael Cera own my soul. Yes. I need the mp3 of them singing together like burning.

Then I came back and read more of the anonymeme replies from the five hours I was out, and the fatphobia had gotten so much worse, you guys. D: D: D: D: STOP THAT FANDOM. STOP THAT NOW.

Of course, that still leaves me like 98% amused to 2% pissed off, so all in all, good show!

(What's really sad is I find myself really, really glad now that all the girls in our canon are tiny. How awful is that? But I just don't think I could take the criticism a non-skinny girl would get. SIGH.)

Frank/Bob! And lots of Bob porn from before he got skinny! THANKS.

I just left a comment to fallingfortruth that basically said, "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE RENAISSANCE DRAMA AU, Y/N?" Which I will admit I only said to get a chance to suggest the title 'Tis Pity Mikey's a Whore. Come on, even if you hate incest fiction, you have to admit that's hilarious. Hee.

The other day the subject of "Pete travelling through time to have sex with baby!Patrick" came up yet again, when kalpurna said that he'd totally do it even if he already HAD had sex with that Patrick in the normal timeline. Which of course leads to the question of whether Pete Wentz would go back in time to have a threesome with Baby!Patrick and his own younger self.

I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS, DEEP IN OUR HEARTS.

(Patrick would be all, "wait, so you got even MORE insane in seven years? How does that work?")

You know what is never not funny? The word "cockslut." ♥

In conclusion: but I don't want to want to fuck Brendon Urie. Make it stop? Help me, fandom.

Comments

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

Not to thread jump or anything but this whole thing is MADE OF WIN.

Mostly because, well Patrick/Bob FTW, but also because one of my friends plays Warhammer and the mockery of his wee tiny dollies.

Also, Gerard, you fabulous DORK.

And PETE! With shenanigans!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I can't even tell you the high pitched noises of sheer delight I made when Patrick mentioned playing Warhammer with Gerard. It's SO DORKY and charming and awwww-inducing. Warhammer! OH BOYS.

And honestly, I love Pete's shenanigans. I think there should be more stupid boy shenanigans where they re-enact Jackass and Viva La Bam and drink gross stuff and kick each other in the balls. I find this all adorable! And it's not a surprise to me at all that they like that stuff, what with coming out of the crazy edge of the hardcore scene. And it's like, stupid playtime for pseudo-grown up boys. Um, um, yes. Anyway. I have deep affection for FOB + stupid boy shenanigans.

Also, I really want more MCR being giant nerds fic. Because they are giant nerds EVEN MORE than FOB or Cobra Starship. NERRRRRDS. Nerds are the best.

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

I might have had a tiny geekgasm re: the Warhammer thing. OH BOYS.

I like to imagine them bringing others into the stupid boy shenanigans. For some reason, the image of Pete trying to convince Bob to let him kick him in the balls will never not make me wheeze.

YES! Giant unholy nerds! Like gaming tournaments in the bus and reading GenCon boards and shit!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA. OH BOB AND PETE!

Ray Toro's Warcraft shirt makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

And I totally bet the MCR guys have REAL SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS about things like which superhero is more awesome (clearly Bob = the winner in this as he loves the boyscout and that makes him AWESOME. BOB ILU!) and why wood kills vampires and the best way to survive the zombiepocalypse and Kirk vs Picard vs Sisko vs Janeway and sometimes they're playing around and Ray starts playing the Flash Gordon theme and they all act it out and contribute lines and stuff. NERRRRDS. *draws little sparkly hearts*

[carleton97.livejournal.com]

oh, god. YES TO ALL OF THIS.

Bandom, ILU so hard!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

You know what I really really really want? I want Summer of Like gen fic, where both bands are piled onto one bus being dorky.

IT WOULD BE NERDVANA.