seriously, just. WHAT.

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My non-bandom darlings -- you know I love you and respect your choices of fandoms and lack on interest in mine completely, right? But oh, man. Jesus fucking Christ, you guys. I AM RUINED FOREVER FOR ALL OTHER FANDOMS, I swear. In the future I will look at fandoms and be like "Yeah, it's interesting and seems awesome! But do you have a BSO who sucks cock? On a ten-dollar bet? While his girlfriend watches? With a dude who talks in public about how they share an affinity for big black dildos?? No? WELL THEN I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO KEEP ON WALKING, THEN."

[Edited to add: yes, there used to be a link in the above paragraph. No, there isn't now. Sorry for the inconvience.]

In other bandom news, xanphibian wrote the most hilarious My Chemical Romance gangbang fic in the history of the world. \o/

I have so much packing to do today! Bleh. All I want to do is make stupid offensive macros at blondiusmaximus and talk about porn with you guys. Is that so much to ask?

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"He totally begged me," Mikey says, thrusting sharply.

Gerard gasps a little. "I did not, you fucking oh god do that again please."

Mikey smirks and presses his fingers against Gerard's prostate again. Gerard shakes his head against the pillow, clinging to the sheets.

"Was it awkward after?" Ray inhales a little shakily, voice hitching.

Gerard grimaces. "It wasn't, because I came about two strokes in and all Mikey would say was that we were gonna do it again when I got better, only this time I'd help him out. So I didn't draw for two fucking weeks and then I took my pain meds and we jerked each other off and came all over each other." He shoves himself back on Mikey's fingers, almost hard enough to hurt; Mikey's laughing, though, pressing a hand against Gerard's back, insisting on making it nothing but good.

"Now fuck me already," Gerard finishes, sounding sulky even to his own ears.

Ray doesn't answer. Gerard starts to plan the intricate murder of both Ray and the evil traitor Mikey--and then he feels something a lot bigger than a finger pressing against him.

"Oh," he says, and reaches back. Mikey and Ray both meet him, their fingers all tangling.

"Relax," Mikey whispers, and Ray pushes into him.

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"Oh my god," Mikey says. "Gerard, you're taking it so good--"

There's nothing like getting fucked, there just isn't. He's so fucking full, and his nerves are on fire, sensation sparking through ever fiber of his body every time he moves.

He can hear a wet smacking noise behind him, up and over the sound of his own breaths.

"Oh, shit, you guys are kissing, aren't you?" Gerard says.

Mikey makes a mumbled sound and squeezes Gerard's fingers tighter.

"What about me? Somebody has to kiss me. Mikey! Mikey, come here."

"See?" Mikey says. "Whiny bitch." And then he's lying down, stretching alongside Gerard and curling his hands in Gerard's hair. He pulls Gerard in for a kiss and it's like an anchor, something to keep Gerard from floating away when Ray finally starts to thrust, long and slow and steady. He's gentle, like Mikey said, but Gerard can feel all of his strength behind him.

"I can't believe this is happening," Ray says. "I can't believe this."

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"Tell me how he feels," Mikey murmurs against Gerard's mouth.

"Huge," Gerard says at the same time Ray says, "Fucking tight."

Gerard laughs a little. "Which?"

"Him," Mikey says. He's trying to look Gerard in the eye, but they're close enough to almost be cross-eyed.

"Oh God," Gerard says--and Ray slaps his ass lightly.

"Let me talk," he says, and thrusts just the tiniest bit harder, like he's driving the point home.

And that's--Gerard doesn't mind leading most of the time, but being like this, with Mikey and Ray cradling him, is ridiculously close to perfect.

"He's tight, like he's never done this before," Ray says.

"He probably hasn't for awhile." Mikey kisses Gerard, quick and dirty. "Do you think he'd let me fuck him after you're done?"

Gerard can't stop his body from jerking in response, grinding his dick against the bed. "Please," he whispers.

"What did he say?" Ray's doing something with his hips, moving them in tiny circles that make Gerard shake against Mikey, clinging to him, kissing him hard.

"He said please," Mikey says, stroking the back of Gerard's neck. "So good, Gerard. We love you."

It's heavy. Too heavy, stupidly heavy, commitment with Ray's dick in his ass. Gerard giggles even as he accepts the truth of it.

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"We do," Ray says. "Loved you forever."

"Forever," Mikey repeats, and fuck, it's true. Mikey's been by his side every day for twenty-four years. Gerard wouldn't be Gerard without him, without his brother to center him and hold him and always be right there.

And Ray. Ray is the fucking rock of Gerard's life. He's the most loyal, kindest, most reliable friend Gerard has ever had, and if Gerard didn't have this, if he had to spend the rest of his life watching Ray and Mikey fuck and be happy and not have either of them -- it still would have been worth it. It would have.

But this is better. This is so much better.

"I love you guys, too," he says, and he kisses Mikey again.

He can feel the scratch of Ray's nails, scoring faint lines into his back. It doesn't hurt, quite, but something about the contrast to the pleasure in his ass makes it ratchet up even higher.

"Before--" Ray says, and he's breathing hard, Gerard can hear the strain in his voice. "Before you fuck him, I want to see."

"See what?" Mikey says. He bites Gerard's lip, just slightly harder than Gerard would have asked for. It's perfect.

"Your dick. In his mouth. I want to see it."

The heat rushes to Gerard's face, and he hisses a breath in through his clenched teeth. He's close. All it would take is one more thing.

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But Ray leans down and hauls him up, wrapping a hand tight around his dick. "Don't," he says, settling Gerard in his lap, not pulling out of him. "Like this."

Mikey stands--wobbly on the mattress, it's going to be ridiculous if he falls. Gerard moves immediately, grasping his hips to steady him, shivering when Mikey's dick brushes against his collarbone, his cheek.

"Um," he says. "Do I just..."

"Here." And Ray reaches around, curls a hand around Mikey's dick and moves it to Gerard's mouth.

It's a struggle not to come even before he opens his mouth, licks around the head of Mikey's cock. It's even more of a struggle hearing Ray moan in his ear, feeling his breathing stutter in his chest.

"You look..." Ray shakes his head a little. "Unbelievable."

"Thought we couldn't have this." Mikey's smiling a little, biting his lip as Gerard takes him deeper. "You."

When they're done, he's going to have Frank kick both their heads in for being morons. Gerard rolls his eyes, tilting his head and digging his fingers into Mikey's ass.

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"Look at him, Mikey," Ray says. "Look at how much he wants you. Fuck."

"He's good at this," Mikey says. "I used to think about him. Him doing this to other guys. Whenever he'd come home late, smelling like smoke and beer, his lips all swollen."

"You jerked off to him," Ray says, and he thrusts up a little, like he can't help it. It pushes Gerard a little further onto Mikey's cock, not choking him, but giving him more.

"No. No, I didn't jerk off to it. I didn't let myself." His fingers twist tight on Gerard's scalp. "I dreamt about it, though."

Gerard can't do anything at all but moan helplessly around Mikey's dick.

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"Yeah," Ray says, still thrusting minutely, pressing the three of them closer together until it's almost overwhelming, "so did I."

Gerard bucks his hips at that, pulls back and says, "I have to--shit, sorry, I have to," coming into Ray's hand, head dropping back to Ray's shoulder. He doesn't realize Ray's jerking Mikey off until he feels the warmth against his shoulder, running down his chest.

"Oh," he says, a little shocked at the reality of it, feeling his brother's come on him. "Sorry."

Mikey laughs a little, dropping to his knees to kiss Gerard. It's not something they've done often, but Gerard can read the action anyway, the way Mikey's checking to make sure he's in one piece even now.

"Ray," he whispers, breaking apart to kiss Mikey's jaw. "Still hard."

"Pull off," Mikey says. "No, seriously, do it."

Gerard obeys, wincing a little. It's worth it when he turns around, though, worth it to see Ray lean back, sweaty and desperate-looking, staring at them with wide eyes.

Mikey grabs the lube, and--"Oh, shit," Gerard says, watching him prepare himself with the efficiency of practice, one finger turning into two turning into three.

"We do this a lot," Mikey says, smirking a little and kissing Ray's cheek. "He always makes me come too soon."

And--that's his little brother pushing Ray down, straddling him and taking him so fucking easily. Gerard watches, checking his pulse surreptitiously, just to make sure he hasn't died.

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[I feel so guilty be away from the computer for a few hours to do real life stuff, it's ridiculous. I don't mean to keep our porn tag waiting!]

Ray just lies back and takes it, eyes closed and mouth open, letting Mikey just fuck himself on Ray's cock. Mikey's in total control, his head thrown back while he just uses Ray, holding him down and sliding himself against him fiercely.

Gerard's ass feels shockingly empty and just the slightest bit sore, and his mouth is stretched wide and well used. He licks his lips and reaches out for Ray's hand where it's clinging tight to the bedsheets.

Ray's eyes flicker open. He looks dazed, and Gerard can't help but beam at him as he moves Ray's hand to his chest, dragging it through Mikey's mess. Ray's hand slides over his nipple, and it makes Gerard shudder a little, too weird this soon after he's come, so he takes the hand off again, bringing it up to his face so he can suck Mikey's sticky come off Ray's fingers.

"Mother of God," Ray says, and his hips buck up so hard that Mikey makes a noise like the wind's just been knocked out of him.

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[oh overinvestment. I felt guilty falling asleep with a half-written reply!]

"Come for us," Gerard says, licking delicately, resting his free hand on Mikey's back. "We want to see, Ray. I want to see what you look like, coming in my brother's ass."

Mikey glances down at him, and Gerard grins at the impressed look on his face--but then Ray lets out a strangled little yell, fingers digging into Mikey's hips as he comes, and Mikey's expression...changes.

Gerard thinks he wants to see that look on Mikey's face, contentment and smugness and amazement, every day of his life. He can't stop himself from resting his cheek against Mikey's side, reaching out to pet Ray's arm. "We're both going to be raw from it," he says, smiling. "From you fucking us."

"Oh, God," Ray says, eyes wide.

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"Well-fucked," Mikey says.

"Fucked our brains right fucking out," Gerard agrees. "You're gonna have to be the brains from now on."

Ray starts to giggle helplessly, but he stops as Mikey slowly lifts himself off, letting Ray's cock slip from his body before he collapses next to him on his stomach.

"Mmmph," Mikey says, his face half-buried in the sheets. He stretches out his arms and legs, arching like a cat.

"I," Ray says. "I need. I'm going to shower."

Gerard lets go relunctantly so Ray can make his way to his feet.

"You guys could come with," Ray says, raising his eyebrows significantly.

"Mmmmm," Gerard says. "No. We're just going to wait here."

"Seriously?" Ray says. "We're all filthy. You don't want make out in the shower."

"I think we're just going to cuddle on the bed," Mikey says. He tugs on Gerard's arm until Gerard curls up next to him. They wrap their arms around each other's backs.

"Fine," Ray says. "Jerks."

Mikey and Gerard smile at each other while Ray stomps to the bathrom.

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"Think this'll work?"

Mikey rolls his eyes. "You seriously think it won't?"

He's got a point. Gerard rests his head on Mikey's shoulder, listening to the shower and making plans.

THE END, and also, see you in six months. :P

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Um, so I was all prepared to be like, "How the hell did we just write 5000 words of Ray/Mikey/Gerard porn?" and ask you if you wanted us to repost it as a story so people could tell us how awesome we were, but. Instead now I am just doing this D: D: D: and freaking out. The thought of you not being around for six months is pretty much incredibly horribly depressing. SIGH. Isn't this what sockpuppets are for? Ugh, I hate people.

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No kidding. Feel free to post it saying you and a nonny wrote it, though. It should be shared with the world!

- an Imp's opinion