this includes those of you not actually in bandom

[schmerica]

Dear everyone who has done the "tell me what you would make me write!" meme, here are my answers to every single one of you:

i. Pete/Mikey AUs
ii. Underage (bandom) blowjobs of any kind [and actually, to amend this, really, any underage sex. Nervous make-outs, and first time handjobs, and hands in new places, and just. All of it. Yes.]
iii. Any and all use of Schechter

(When I told pre_emptive this list, she said "Pete/Mikey HSAU where they give Schechter blowjobs?"

pre_emptive is kind of an evil tease, you guys. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T EXIST IN MY LIFE UNTIL SHE BROUGHT IT UP. Whatever, man.)

Work lost my last paycheck and I had to call the regional HR line and cancel the check and get them to send me a new one and it's going to take foreeeeeever and I really need that measly sixty dollars, okay, please give it to me NOW.

I feel like listening to the song "Umbrella" on repeat. Unfortunately I only have Mandy Moore's cover, and not the original. Anybody feel like sharing?

I don't know, I'm in a weird mood. Here, have a picture of Bob and girl!Gerard looking stupid:



Shut up, that's SCREAMING how in love they are. Hee.

Tell something awesome, my darlings?

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[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AND YEEEEEEEEEEARNING. DON'T FORGET THE YEARNING

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

WHERE IS THE UST IN THIS FANDOM YOU GUYS .____.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

...For some reason this is making me want lots of 19th century AUs. Where they're married to other people and the HUGE CLIMAX is when one person takes off their glove and the other person TOUCHES THEIR BARE HAND OMG.

EXTRA POINTS FOR LOVE LETTERS WRITTEN OVER AN ABSURDLY LONG PERIOD

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

LIKE. PETE AND MIKEY ARE IN LOVE! BUT PETE IS ALREADY PROMISED TO SOMEBODY AND MIKEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY MONEY ANYWAY SO THEY CAN NEVER BE. SO MIKEY IS GOING OFF TO, LIKE, INDIA OR CRAP TO SEEK HIS FORTUNE. AND HE GOES AND CALLS ON PETE ONE LAST TIME IN HIS PARLOR AND THEY STAND IN FRONT OF THE WINDOW AND THEY ARE BOTH THINKING ABOUT THINGS THEY CAN'T SAY AND IT'S ALL FRAUGHT AND MIKEY SAYS, "PETE..." AND PETE SHUSHES HIM WITH ONE FINGER ON HIS MOUTH. AND MIKEY TAKES PETE'S HAND IN HIS AND SLOWLY SLOWLY PEELS OFF HIS GLOVE, AND THEN BRINGS PETE'S HAND UP TO HIS FACE AND PLACES ONE KISS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PALM. AND PETE LETS OUT A LOW SIGH AND HE AND MIKEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER FOR A LONG MOMENT, AND THEN MIKEY LETS GO OF PETE'S HAND, AND TAKES A STEP BACK, AND PUTS THE GLOVE INTO HIS COAT POCKET AND LEAVES.

AND HE KEEPS THE GLOVE THE WHOLE TIME HE IS IN INDIA. AND THEY WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER WHICH THEY ARE BOTH AFRAID TO SEND BUT WHICH THEY KEEP ANYWAY. AND PETE HAS A BIG SOCIETY WEDDING WITH HIS BETROTHED AND MIKEY MAKES HIS FORTUNE AND THEN FIVE YEARS LATER MIKEY COMES BACK TO ENGLAND AND THE FIRST TIME THEY SEE EACH OTHER IS IN SOCIETY, AT A PARTY, WHERE NEITHER ONE KNEW THE OTHER WOULD BE THERE.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I read that as "Pete has a big society wedding with his brother," and I was like really, tell me more?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, you say things like that, and then you get UPSET when I think "PEDO" or "TRANNIES" or "INCEST" and think straight of you!

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M NOT RECOGNIZED FOR MY TRUE PASSION: NECROPHILIA

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

YOU = MISUNDERSTOOD

:(