fasten your seatbelts

[schmerica]

You know, I know there are people who really really despise Bob/Frank as a pairing, I do! It's just that for some reason, it's not something that I can keep in my memory for more than a few days at a time? So every single time the idea suddenly becomes really obvious, I am shocked as if it is the first time. IT'S BOB AND FRANK. HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE BOB/FRANK? *FLAILYHANDS OF DOOM*

(The weird thing I am usually the type of person who is really easygoing about pairing hate. I mean, even when it's a pairing I like myself, I understand how it can be irritating or gross or whatever. I totally have things that make irrational antipathy arise in me, too! It's just this one pairing that flips the switch in my mind that makes me react like you just killed a puppy. Which is especially hilarious when I'm doing it while reading communities that only exist to, you know, be snarky and controversial. Uh, I'm a dork.)

If there was an All About Eve bandom AU, I think Gerard would have to be Margo Channing (GOD, Gerard as Bette Davis, it's so beautiful!) but who would be Eve Harrington? For some reason I'm leaning towards Ryan Ross, but I'm not sure.

Comments

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

So you wouldn't be a fan of the 14 year old anorexic half demon Frank/pedophile priest Gerard fic I found a while back? But it's sooooooo goood! *dies*

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I read it. And then cried bitter, bitter tears.

(I can't not-read priest!fic. It is one of my bulletproof kinks.)

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. I just could not NOT read it. Not with it promising all of that.

Priest fic? I see it, but it doesn't get me. My bullut proof kink is kidnapping. Because I'm messed up, lol.

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

Hee! I knew there was a reason I loved you.

Seriously though, I have lots of bulletproof kinks. Although I have managed to disengage enough that I don't have to read every Waycest and crossdressing story that I find, but it is a close thing, sometimes.

[nova-bright.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I am not a hardcore Waycest fan, so I am lucky in that I don't have the urge to read all the baaaaadfic out there, like I do for Ray/Gerard. Handily pearl_o has managed to prevent that urge in me by using the words 'Ray the Rapist'. ;______________; DO NOT WANT TIMES INFINITY.

But yes. Kidnapping. WHy does no one write me epic angsty Ray gets kidnapped,a and the rest of the band set out to save him with humour and heart and GSF? Bah. Bah I say.