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schmericaAnother post on my friends list had me looking up average height charts for American men earlier, and I was like, wow, Frank and Patrick and Brian Schechter are even shorter than I previously realized! Because looking at the bell curve, they are waaaaaaay out in the tiny part in the left, for serious. Like, 90-95% of dudes being taller than them, left. So that was interesting!
And then I just spent a fair amount of time trying to turn all my bandom fics into summaries worthy of mcrficfinder. For some reason -- possibly the fact that they're all really short and have kind of stupid plots -- it was really easy.
(I won't lie, part of me is totally bummed that I used up the "breathplay and pancakes" fic on due South. That's really not something you get to do twice, you know?)
"pete and mikey are secretly married and mikey wants a divorce so he can marry alicia? and pete is really sad."
"it's an au and mikey is like a teenager and pete is old? and they have sex in a field. and i think pete asks him to prom."
"it was a brendon het fic with some actress. all i remember is brendon yelling to himself about liking pussy in the bathroom."
"gerard wrote angsty poetry and lyn-z was his vampire queen? or smthg like that."
"gerard was really drunk and fucked-up and brian had a lot of sex with him. and bob, like, watched gerard give brian a blowjob and it was really hot but kind of fucked-up."
"pete breaks up with his girlfriend and then joe has sex with him to make him feel better. i think there was something about pete fondling joe's beard."
That was a) way more fun than it should be and b) probably not entertaining to anyone else. Whatever! Come and tell me about your stupid fic summaries, too.
And then I just spent a fair amount of time trying to turn all my bandom fics into summaries worthy of mcrficfinder. For some reason -- possibly the fact that they're all really short and have kind of stupid plots -- it was really easy.
(I won't lie, part of me is totally bummed that I used up the "breathplay and pancakes" fic on due South. That's really not something you get to do twice, you know?)
"pete and mikey are secretly married and mikey wants a divorce so he can marry alicia? and pete is really sad."
"it's an au and mikey is like a teenager and pete is old? and they have sex in a field. and i think pete asks him to prom."
"it was a brendon het fic with some actress. all i remember is brendon yelling to himself about liking pussy in the bathroom."
"gerard wrote angsty poetry and lyn-z was his vampire queen? or smthg like that."
"gerard was really drunk and fucked-up and brian had a lot of sex with him. and bob, like, watched gerard give brian a blowjob and it was really hot but kind of fucked-up."
"pete breaks up with his girlfriend and then joe has sex with him to make him feel better. i think there was something about pete fondling joe's beard."
That was a) way more fun than it should be and b) probably not entertaining to anyone else. Whatever! Come and tell me about your stupid fic summaries, too.
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6/2/08 19:59 (UTC)"gee gets sober and mikey goes crazy and no one has sex with anyone at all."
"frank breaks up with jamia and hooks up with gerard right away. at some point he stands on a table shouting that he likes cock."
"the one where frank is an angel that falls from heaven wit wing n shit!"
"i think alicia and lynz are, like secret agents or something. alicia is called The Maniac and likes to shoot people."
"spencer is dating brendon and then ryan's dad dies and spencer cheats on brendon with ryan."
"frank and bob are hitmen and gee is a convict and he's hooked on heroin, and frank has sex with gee, then with bob and gee both and gee drew them a xmas tree."
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