breathplay + pancakes = GOOD TIMES.

[schmerica]

Another post on my friends list had me looking up average height charts for American men earlier, and I was like, wow, Frank and Patrick and Brian Schechter are even shorter than I previously realized! Because looking at the bell curve, they are waaaaaaay out in the tiny part in the left, for serious. Like, 90-95% of dudes being taller than them, left. So that was interesting!

And then I just spent a fair amount of time trying to turn all my bandom fics into summaries worthy of mcrficfinder. For some reason -- possibly the fact that they're all really short and have kind of stupid plots -- it was really easy.

(I won't lie, part of me is totally bummed that I used up the "breathplay and pancakes" fic on due South. That's really not something you get to do twice, you know?)

"pete and mikey are secretly married and mikey wants a divorce so he can marry alicia? and pete is really sad."

"it's an au and mikey is like a teenager and pete is old? and they have sex in a field. and i think pete asks him to prom."

"it was a brendon het fic with some actress. all i remember is brendon yelling to himself about liking pussy in the bathroom."

"gerard wrote angsty poetry and lyn-z was his vampire queen? or smthg like that."

"gerard was really drunk and fucked-up and brian had a lot of sex with him. and bob, like, watched gerard give brian a blowjob and it was really hot but kind of fucked-up."

"pete breaks up with his girlfriend and then joe has sex with him to make him feel better. i think there was something about pete fondling joe's beard."

That was a) way more fun than it should be and b) probably not entertaining to anyone else. Whatever! Come and tell me about your stupid fic summaries, too.

Comments

[wilde_stallyn.livejournal.com]

(Hi! I friended you the other day because you seem awesome.)

Er, these are all still in my In Progress folder because I suck at finishing anything (or coming up with ideas that can be less than 12000 words):

"ummm, andy takes spencer to an S&M party? he likes to beat him with, like, drumsticks and stuff? but i don't think they have sex. and brendon is sad because rryan loves pete and not him, even though theyre having a threesome? but, like, eventually brendon and spencer realize they're perfect for each other because because bren wants spence to beat him? oh, and ryan's kinda a bitch."

"ryan accidently has sex with spencers dog. then he does alot of research on the internet and has sex with spence's dog on purpose? at some point ryan and spencer realize theyre in luv."

"patrick stalks andy on the internet then follows him to a bar. i think there were alot of fat gay guys in leather pants (ew) and that made patrick happy? so andy took him home and beat him. oh and i think zack was there somehow."

"patrick picks girls for andy to fuck so, like, he can taste them on him after or smthng. theres lots of het which is gross but kinda hot neway."

"dirty is gross. but kinda sweet? so patrick luvs him. patrick punches pete in the face. maybe twice?"

...Wow. I come off as kind of crazy when it's written out like that. I swear I'm not as scary as the above would imply. Um, mostly.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha. Really, I think it might be the bestiality one that puts you over the edge!

[wilde_stallyn.livejournal.com]

That one's not my fault! jzbell wanted Ryan/dog fic, and I've been in Harry Potter fandom for a long time, so it seemed reasonable. It was not supposed to spiral into an epic, provisionally titled "In Which Ryan and Spencer Discover the Joys of Zoophilia. And Each Other."!