breathplay + pancakes = GOOD TIMES.

[schmerica]

Another post on my friends list had me looking up average height charts for American men earlier, and I was like, wow, Frank and Patrick and Brian Schechter are even shorter than I previously realized! Because looking at the bell curve, they are waaaaaaay out in the tiny part in the left, for serious. Like, 90-95% of dudes being taller than them, left. So that was interesting!

And then I just spent a fair amount of time trying to turn all my bandom fics into summaries worthy of mcrficfinder. For some reason -- possibly the fact that they're all really short and have kind of stupid plots -- it was really easy.

(I won't lie, part of me is totally bummed that I used up the "breathplay and pancakes" fic on due South. That's really not something you get to do twice, you know?)

"pete and mikey are secretly married and mikey wants a divorce so he can marry alicia? and pete is really sad."

"it's an au and mikey is like a teenager and pete is old? and they have sex in a field. and i think pete asks him to prom."

"it was a brendon het fic with some actress. all i remember is brendon yelling to himself about liking pussy in the bathroom."

"gerard wrote angsty poetry and lyn-z was his vampire queen? or smthg like that."

"gerard was really drunk and fucked-up and brian had a lot of sex with him. and bob, like, watched gerard give brian a blowjob and it was really hot but kind of fucked-up."

"pete breaks up with his girlfriend and then joe has sex with him to make him feel better. i think there was something about pete fondling joe's beard."

That was a) way more fun than it should be and b) probably not entertaining to anyone else. Whatever! Come and tell me about your stupid fic summaries, too.

Comments

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

Okay, I will stop spamming you in a second, but SERIOUSLY:
"okay i'm looking for a mikey/gerard/bert. it was completely pwp, from what i remember.

gerard walks in and sees mikey and bert sucking each other off and he's like, "um kay." and somehow he ends up fucking bert in the ass- but not after thinking "well i don't wanna scare mikey by putting my balls in his face." but anyway."

THAT IS THE STORY OF MY SOUL. Why has no one responded to that post? I will write it!
MIKEY&BERT: 69!!!
GERARD: [walks in]
GERARD: Um, kay.
GERARD: [slips, falls dick-first into Bert's ass]
BERT: WHEE!
GERARD: Sorry about my balls in your face, Mikes.
MIKEY: Mmff.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I am laughing hysterically here. I now want you to rewrite ALL the stories on ficfinder.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

"Okay, so this one is Frank/Gerard and it's set in the paramor masion. It's chaptered ....I think?
There's teh sexi tyme with peanut butter..yes.
Oh and I think Gerard possibly thought the place was haunted?"

CHAPTER 1:
MCR: [enters the mansion]
GERARD: Spooky.
FRANK: Yeah.
BOB/MIKEY/RAY: [exist]

CHAPTER 2:
MIKEY: [goes bonkers]
HOUSE: [is creepy]
BOB'S BATHTUB: [is full of water]

CHAPTER 3:
GERARD: I think this place is haunted.
FRANK: You know what that makes me want to do?
GERARD: Fuck me with a dick full of peanut butter?
FRANK: ... I was gonna say "watch Ghostbusters," but okay.

CHAPTER 4:
FRANK: [fucks Gerard with a dick full of peanut butter]
FRANK: [to camera] What? Look, if Gerard asked you to do him with a dried llama foot, you'd do it. Don't lie to me. Look at that ass.
GERARD: Unh, it's so creamy.

CHAPTER 5:
BOB: Um, guys? There's still water in my bathtub.

I should join overheardinfandom and only post stuff by MYSELF.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That is the best story of ALL TIME. Jesus.

UNH IT'S SO CREAMY.

...Gmail asks me if I'm craving peanut butter. Um, no thank you, sir.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to repost them in my journal at some point. GUYZ FB OR I WON'T WRITE MOAR.

(You know, proscription sends me epic badfic links, and before she started doing that, I thought that that joke, the "FB or I won't post another chapter!" was exaggerated. It isn't! My world was rocked!)

Gerard clicks the Gmail links, you know he does.

[neery.livejournal.com]

Not QUITE all of them, please! I mean, in 70% of ficfinder stories, Mikey dies. Or was that 90%? I remember the first time I found that comm, Mikey did in every single story on the front page. I sloooowly backed away from that comm.

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

SORRY ABOUT MY BALLS IN YOUR FACE, MIKES.


Story of my life.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

So true. So very, very true. You and Mikey could start a club?

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Well, I meant I get my balls in Mikeyway's face all the time, but I will ALWAYS join a club with Mikey :D

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm always tripping and falling dick-first into Bert's ass! WE should start a club!

Of course, I'm always getting balls in my face. Mikey and I are mfeo.