you charming fucker

[schmerica]

This is possibly the best picture I have ever seen in my entire life. Your gaze should be drawn immediately to the dude on the left in the very front row.

High school: unfortunate for us ALL.

While on the subject of this same dude! The Fucking Ben Affleck video is funny on about a dozen different levels and is basically made of awesome. But to specifically call out what I love about Pete in it? I will never stop being amused by how out of place the dude looks anytime you put him anywhere near actual celebrities. It's awesome. (edited to add: also, I secretly hope the third video in this ongoing war will involve Jennifer Garner kicking everybody's ass.)

Also, re:babies and the downloading thereof -- the only thing that I do not find awesome about Ashlee and Pete in that video is the fact that now if she ever does get knocked up for real, they will have to think of something to top that for the announcement.

In conclusion:

Dear Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III: you are still my favorite. Well, except when Mikey Way is, of course.

NEVER CHANGE.

love,
me

Comments

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

PETE IS LIKE "DUDE, ARE YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES? WHAT THE FUCK, LAMEZOID"

AND MIKEY IS LIKE "HEY DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY BROTHER"

AND PETE IS LIKE "....WHY NOT?"

AND MIKEY KIND OF SQUINTS AND IS LIKE "BECAUSE. UH. I DON'T KNOW, I'LL BEAT YOU UP."

AND PETE STARES AT THE SCRAWNY BIRD BOY WHO HASN'T MOVED A SINGLE MUSCLE IN THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION AND POSSIBLY COULD NOT BEAT UP A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL AND FALLS IN LOVE

ALSO GERARD IS LIKE "I'M NOT HIDING. I'M STALKING MY PREY, FOR FUCK'S SAKE."

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

PETE TRIES TO WOO MIKEY BUT GERARD IS ALWAYS STALKING THEM, STARING CREEPILY, AND PETE'S LIKE "I WANT TO KISS HIM, NOT BEAT HIM UP.", BUT GERARD DOESN'T REALLY BELIEVE HIM.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

GOD, IMAGINING THIS AS A FILM MONTAGE IS KIND OF THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

PETE TAKES MIKEY TO SHARE A MILKSHAKE! PETE TAKES MIKEY ICE SKATING! WALKING THROUGH THE PARK LOOKING AT FALL LEAVES! GOING TO THE MOVIES AND SITTING IN THE BACK ROW!

ALL OF IT WITH GERARD OBVIOUSLY STALKING THEM FROM TEN FEET AWAY

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

OH GOD, YES

I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD END WITH MIKEY CALLING RAY ALL, "I JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH MY BOYFRIEND, JESUS" SO RAY WOULD WIND UP COMING TO GET GERARD

EXCEPT GERARD WOULD BE LIKE FUCK NO HE'S GOING TO RAVISH MY BROTHER. RAY WINDS UP HAVING TO PUT A HAND OVER HIS EYES AND PICK HIM UP AND CARRY HIM AWAY

PETE'S LIKE "HUNH, YOUR FRIEND SHOULD BE A VET"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

RAAAAAAAAAY

HE IS SUCH A PROBLEM SOLVER!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

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