me: Gerard Way makes bad life decisions! bex: news at ten

[schmerica]

pearl_o: The way we know absolutely nothing about his six-years girlfriend except her name really does weird me out, though.
pearl_o: because, yes, keeping your private life private but that's still ... weird.

bexless: she was BUSY okay

pearl_o: heeeee.

bexless: it's a LOT OF WORK being a SUPERMODEL in CANADA

pearl_o: I still find the "okay now everybody get out of town my girlfriend is coming" thing in the eliza cuts story to be hilarious.
pearl_o: HURRY EVERYBODY MUST VACATE.

bexless: LOLOLOLOL
bexless: VACATE THE AREA. VACATE THE AREA. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND INCOMING

pearl_o: so if theory one is Busy Canadian Supermodel
pearl_o: i think theory 2 is She is Poisonous and/or Turns People Into Stone.

bexless: he does like medusa!

pearl_o: theory 3: she is a vampire.
pearl_o: and thus does not show up on film.
pearl_o: theory 4: she's trans.

bexless: LOLOLOLOL
bexless: *LAUGHING FOREVER*

pearl_o: ...I'm trying to come up with theory 5, but I am coming up short.

bexless: she's actually gerard's female self?
bexless: that he turns into sometimes?

pearl_o: hmmm.
pearl_o: Does that imply that during the Black Parade Gerard broke up with his feminine side?

bexless: not if the blond hair has anything to say about it

pearl_o: *snickers*

bexless: that is the gayest hair in the world

pearl_o: see, I really can't tell if it would seem just as gay if his movements didn't automatically become 10x as flamboyant and campy when he wears it.
pearl_o: It is hard to pick apart the stitches of his gayness!

FURTHER THEORIES ARE WELCOMED IN THE COMICS.

edited to add: uh, that was supposed to welcomed in the comments? But if you want to make a comic on the subject PLEASE FEEL FREE.

Comments

[galaxyaway.livejournal.com]

for a while? More like now group orgies with Alicia and Lyn-z. obv.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Isn't 'group orgies' a little redundant?

[galaxyaway.livejournal.com]

haha. Yeah. I just finished cleaning a sink full of dirty dishes and dying for something good to eat, so my brain's a little ... whoosh.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

No. Because there were that many people involved.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Aw, but now I want to imagine Gerard's solo orgies.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

His solo orgies also had that many people involved. Those people just happened to be the voices in his head...

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

*changes LJ name*

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

Well, sure *now*. But then it was just them. :)

Also? So much icon love. I want to squish his little face!

[galaxyaway.livejournal.com]

Thank you! That picture of Gareth always makes me all happy inside. In fact, the reason I responded to your comment was because of your Eve icon. The fact that you made a comment about Mikey and Gerard made me squee a little inside. :D

Jack/Ianto~ loveee.