nonsense lyrics

Gacked from daegaer:

1. Pick five songs that most people would know.
2. Select lyrics of up to but not surpassing 150 words from each one.
3. Go to http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
4. Enter the lyrics thus:

English to German
German to French
French to Portugeuse
Portugeuse to English

5. Post the resultant gobbledegook and ask people to figure out what the songs are.

The actual lyrics will be posted behind LJ-cuts as people guess them. (It's no fun unless you can compare the gibberish with the real thing.)

( Mmmm, gibberish )

please kill me

Later on, Fraser finds Ray sitting on the sofa, watching tv or flipping through a magazine or something. And Fraser stands behind the couch for a few moments, watching him, and Ray ignores him.

And Fraser goes, all quietly, "I love you," and Ray just huffs out this impatient breath, like, Hi, Fraser, you're an ass. "I love you," Fraser repeats, "I love you, for the person you are. I would love no matter what you looked like, or what body you occupied. Your genitalia is ... irrelevent." And his hand is in Ray's hair now, stroking it gently around his ears, but Ray's still not looking at him.

And Ray goes, "Well, that's real sweet, Fraser. But it might not matter to you if I got a dick, but it fucking well matters to me." And he swats Fraser's hand away from his head. And Fraser stands there behind the couch a minute more, but Ray doesn't say anything else, and finally Fraser sighs and goes into the kitchen.

this is my death glare

FRASER LOVES BOTH OF RAY'S BREASTS. HE LOVES THEM A LOT.

i am running out of subject lines

( Thoughts about writing your kinks )

That said, *cough*. I think Dief would totally adore Ray once he's turned into a woman. Dief is pretty much a sucker for ladies in general, it seems like. So Ray'd think that was a little weird, but it'd be kind of flattering, too. Cause it wasn't like Dief had hated him before or anything, they'd always had a kind of understanding, they liked each other, they were cool. But now it was like they were buddies, and Dief suddenly wanted to follow him around and sit by his feet and stare at him adoringly, not even like he wanted food or anything. He just liked him. Ray had a dog once, when he was in college, and okay, Dief wasn't a dog, and Dief was twenty times smarter than Spike had ever been, and twice as big, but it was still nice, it was still familiar, because Dief might be all mature and restrained and "I'm Not a Pet, I Am a Chosen Companion" with Fraser, but he lay next to Ray on the bed and let Ray scratch his ears and rub his belly and listen to Ray while he bitched about everything without interrupting and being logical and fair like Fraser always tried to.

It was nice. Kind of comforting.

P.S., it is possible I am using this icon solely to punish estrella30. HA. Also, Spes was telling me how she was talking to her friend about Twitch City, and the subject of CKR/Don McKellar RPS came up. Does anyone have links?

dear non-genderfuck fans: i promise this will come to an end eventually. love, me

And then this evening brooklinegirl and I were talking about Fraser and Ray having sex while Ray is a girl, and ( --look, we're dirty, okay? this is not news )

no, ma, the butcher does not respect me

If -- right this minute, no time to think, choose right now -- I had to decide to change one thing about "Call of the Wild," it would be Frannie's ending. Because, honestly, I pretty much love most of CotW (even the really, really stupid bits) and my main reaction is one of joy.

But, Frannie. Oh, Frannie. Frannie totally has a fucking arc, is the thing -- because, yeah, lusting for Fraser, blah blah blah, but the thing is that Frannie's goal, Frannie's one major desire, is consistent throughout the series. Frannie wants to do things; Frannie wants to better herself; Frannie wants respect. "Vault" is my favorite episode of hers for a reason; it's not put better anywhere than it is there.

And CotW even wraps up the Fraser obsession bit nicely, showing her letting him go, ready to move on, finally. And the idea of her wanting to be a cop is totally set up, first in "Odds", and then in "Hunting Season" -- which, dude, second-to-last episode; how much easier could it have been to use the connections already there in the series for her epilogue? That's basically what they did for Huey and Dewey, after all.

In conclusion: FRANNIE *heart*.