17/12/07

schmerica: (two-thirds of an ot3)
For today's offering, I have ... crack. Really, I don't even know anymore. Whatever, I bet you were totally craving sarcastic Pete/Mikey/Alicia where Pete's turned into a girl and you just didn't know it yet. When you think about it, you're lucky I'm around.

In which there is a surprising lack of femslash )
schmerica: (dorks in love)
Oh my god, you guys, [livejournal.com profile] annavtree is awesome. There's a paragraph in my Pete/Mikey/Alicia about Pete propositioning Patrick as a girl; Anna wrote that out into a longer scene, and it's sweet and hilarious.

Everyone Wants To See Them Together.

Edited to add: this is totally unrelated, but I can't justify making another entry so soon, so. HI YOU GUYS, the latest pairing I am completely fascinated by and trolling del.icio.us for is Pete/Brendon, which ahahahahahaha. It would seem not only it there not very much of it, but 90% of what there is is incredibly depressing and angsty! I find this kind of hilarious. Boys with stupid faces should make out with other boys with stupid faces, right?
schmerica: (mikeyway: lesbian)
So I read [livejournal.com profile] valerie_z's story At the End of the World the other day, and one of the many awesome things in was the mentions of Gerard's love for tranny porn, which I have realized is now canon in my head.

[livejournal.com profile] etben and I were discussing this, and it developed into us imagining the porn preferences for the entire rest of the band, too.

Ray, we think, would be pretty normal and mainstream.

Frank's collection is broad, if not deep, with special fondness for threesomes and light bondage.

Mikey likes hentai.

Bob has, like, an entire collection of pre-1920s pornography. It's partly a porn thing and partly a weird collection and habit thing. It's very organized! There's a catalog with cross references! If you mess it up he spends a long time getting it back just so. Some of it's hot and some of it's freaky, but it's all kind of innocent, like everybody's having fun. It's awesome.

Brian Schechter -- schoolgirls? And other uniforms, too. Het, lesbian, gay, whatever. (This is not because of the I'm Not Okay video, but it totally makes imagining that shoot even more hilarious/sexy, doesn't it?)

And Matt Cortez, as we all know from CANON, has everything in the world.
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