arrrrrr, matey

[schmerica]

Context: fox1013 is drunk and watching porn about pirates. And feels a need to tell me all about it, because the two of us are buddies. Yes.

fox1013: They're having sex next to a skull. And hitting each other.
fox1013: like you do.

pearl_o: At least they're not having sex with the skull!

fox1013: ...thanks for that

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: *has read that fic*

fox1013: ...
fox1013: *hides under bed*

Yes, yes, I know. I win at life.

Aaaaaaand then we got into a conversation about how I don't really read very much Hard Core Logo fic. Look, I know you all laugh at me about the unsanitary thing, but it's TRUE, OKAY?

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!

Comments

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

AWWW. ME TOO!

*schnuggle*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I also love how, in the comments, everyone's acting like I'M the crazy one for having not read the skullfucking fic or knowing about carving holes in someone's head to skullfuck them.

I AM ASHAMED, DARLING. SHOW ME THE WAY.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

*beams* At least you ADMIT your shortcomings!