arrrrrr, matey

[schmerica]

Context: fox1013 is drunk and watching porn about pirates. And feels a need to tell me all about it, because the two of us are buddies. Yes.

fox1013: They're having sex next to a skull. And hitting each other.
fox1013: like you do.

pearl_o: At least they're not having sex with the skull!

fox1013: ...thanks for that

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: *has read that fic*

fox1013: ...
fox1013: *hides under bed*

Yes, yes, I know. I win at life.

Aaaaaaand then we got into a conversation about how I don't really read very much Hard Core Logo fic. Look, I know you all laugh at me about the unsanitary thing, but it's TRUE, OKAY?

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!

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[etben.livejournal.com]

I know what trepanning is! *preens*

Although, of course, when I think about skullfucking (which is either the best word ever or the worst, I'm not sure), I always kind of go to an 'eyesocket' place, myself. I mean, they're right there! easy and convenient! no cutting of bone required!

...OK, yes. I am WRONG INSIDE. I know this (and now you do, too!). I acknowledge and embrace my wrongness.

[cimadness.livejournal.com]

Tonight, you men will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her perty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Hee. Well, trepanation isn't NECESSARILY linked to skull fucking, you know. It's for completely different reasons. They're only linked in my head because of, like, one Indie Tits cartoon a bunch of months back.