arrrrrr, matey

[schmerica]

Context: fox1013 is drunk and watching porn about pirates. And feels a need to tell me all about it, because the two of us are buddies. Yes.

fox1013: They're having sex next to a skull. And hitting each other.
fox1013: like you do.

pearl_o: At least they're not having sex with the skull!

fox1013: ...thanks for that

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: *has read that fic*

fox1013: ...
fox1013: *hides under bed*

Yes, yes, I know. I win at life.

Aaaaaaand then we got into a conversation about how I don't really read very much Hard Core Logo fic. Look, I know you all laugh at me about the unsanitary thing, but it's TRUE, OKAY?

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!

Comments

[minim_calibre]

Man, I loved that fic.

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!

Hee! I know! And I REALLY wanted to buy a trepanation set at the antique store, long before the Golden Compass came out, only my mother squicked my by waxing nostalgic about using similar things when she worked ER and OR back in the day. (I presume, however, that they were using it to remove excess blood and fluid, and not to let the evil spirits out. Or something.)

[minim_calibre]

Squicked *me* I should say.

Says the girl who just went to her happy skullfucking place.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

It is just as well you did not buy it, because your awesomeness is painful enough already -- that would just be ridiculous levels of coolness!