arrrrrr, matey

[schmerica]

Context: fox1013 is drunk and watching porn about pirates. And feels a need to tell me all about it, because the two of us are buddies. Yes.

fox1013: They're having sex next to a skull. And hitting each other.
fox1013: like you do.

pearl_o: At least they're not having sex with the skull!

fox1013: ...thanks for that

pearl_o: *beams*
pearl_o: *has read that fic*

fox1013: ...
fox1013: *hides under bed*

Yes, yes, I know. I win at life.

Aaaaaaand then we got into a conversation about how I don't really read very much Hard Core Logo fic. Look, I know you all laugh at me about the unsanitary thing, but it's TRUE, OKAY?

P.S., why are I ALWAYS the person who ends up having to explain to people what trepanation is? Was I the ONLY person who ever read the Golden Compass? Come on!

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[kerrypolka.livejournal.com]

DUDE. DO IT. You missed out on the Great Patrick O'Brianstraganza of '04 in my journal, but there was copy/pasting of awesome passages and character analyzin' and it's all just a big pile of KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES (and sometimes being little cheek-pinchy woobies). When I read, I fold page corners down so I can go back to passages I love, but I had to stop with POB because I was folding down every page.

*shooes you to the library*