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[schmerica]

Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

1. Pete/Patrick Say Anything AU! Pete as Lloyd Dobler is kind of the best thing ever. I was totally planning to write this one for a while, but then I realized I wasn't really invested enough in Pete/Patrick to do it.

2. Pete/Bob! Any at all, really (sekrit nonsensical crossover otp!), but especially if there is porn with Bob pinning Pete down, spanking him, fucking his mouth, etc.

3. Ray/Brian comfort fic, right after Gerard is getting sober and they kick Matt out of the band.

4. More Ray/Gerard fic where it is totally schmoopy and ridiculously domestic and they are boooooooooyfriends. It's kind of pathetic, actually, because mostly I just want a million sequels to my own fic, but if I'm not writing them, no one else is going to do it for me.

5. Always-been-a-girl!Bert/Gerard. ♥__♥

6. The AU where the Cab are international jewel/art/secrets in briefcases/etc thieves. Heist fic with crazy hijinks and banter and goofiness! If I could a) do plot and b) knew anything about heists, I would write this one, but as it is I just have to sigh and hope.

7. Cab/Hushies fic where Greta turns boys into men.

8. In the realm of NOT ACTUALLY BANDOM OH MY GOD: there should so be much, much more Curtis/Hope/Newbie OT3 fic in the world. Ugh, I love them.

9. Also, CKR/Sandra Oh, where aaaaaaaare you? Hotass best friends of snarkitude, yay.

In other news, impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.

Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)

Comments

[liketheroad.livejournal.com]

God, Mikey. Just when I was getting the littlest bit worried my sudden and all encompassing love of Ryan Ross was going to diminish the time my brain spent just thinking MIKEY EXISTS IN THE WORLD, I am reminded that that will, never, never happen.

He hates sandals! WHY?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The idea of Mikeyway in sandals kind of breaks my brain. OH MIKEYWAY.