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[schmerica]

Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

1. Pete/Patrick Say Anything AU! Pete as Lloyd Dobler is kind of the best thing ever. I was totally planning to write this one for a while, but then I realized I wasn't really invested enough in Pete/Patrick to do it.

2. Pete/Bob! Any at all, really (sekrit nonsensical crossover otp!), but especially if there is porn with Bob pinning Pete down, spanking him, fucking his mouth, etc.

3. Ray/Brian comfort fic, right after Gerard is getting sober and they kick Matt out of the band.

4. More Ray/Gerard fic where it is totally schmoopy and ridiculously domestic and they are boooooooooyfriends. It's kind of pathetic, actually, because mostly I just want a million sequels to my own fic, but if I'm not writing them, no one else is going to do it for me.

5. Always-been-a-girl!Bert/Gerard. ♥__♥

6. The AU where the Cab are international jewel/art/secrets in briefcases/etc thieves. Heist fic with crazy hijinks and banter and goofiness! If I could a) do plot and b) knew anything about heists, I would write this one, but as it is I just have to sigh and hope.

7. Cab/Hushies fic where Greta turns boys into men.

8. In the realm of NOT ACTUALLY BANDOM OH MY GOD: there should so be much, much more Curtis/Hope/Newbie OT3 fic in the world. Ugh, I love them.

9. Also, CKR/Sandra Oh, where aaaaaaaare you? Hotass best friends of snarkitude, yay.

In other news, impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.

Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)

Comments

[farwing.livejournal.com]

These are all wonderful and need to happen immediately but

7. Cab/Hushies fic where Greta turns boys into men.

is my favorite ever!!!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

My wants are many! *sigh*

[monanoche.livejournal.com]

IAWTC SO HARD!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

*yearns*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I do as well!

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

They are all so lovely!

I really want someone to write me Frank/Lyn-Z fic.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That kind of makes me want to cry, honestly.

[magdalyna.livejournal.com]

How so? The lack of Gerard?

[octette]

always been a girl!Bert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that needs to happen NOW.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I agree!

[liketheroad.livejournal.com]

God, Mikey. Just when I was getting the littlest bit worried my sudden and all encompassing love of Ryan Ross was going to diminish the time my brain spent just thinking MIKEY EXISTS IN THE WORLD, I am reminded that that will, never, never happen.

He hates sandals! WHY?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

The idea of Mikeyway in sandals kind of breaks my brain. OH MIKEYWAY.

[riflethrough.livejournal.com]

I cannot possibly be fonder of one Mikey Way. ♥

5. I don't know, I hear someone's working on that. Like, right now, almost.

7. That would be AMAZING.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

God, I know. How is he so amazing?

5. I don't know, I hear someone's working on that. Like, right now, almost.

\o/!!!!!

[impertinence.livejournal.com]

*marries Mikey on the astral plane*

*marries you too*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Best threesome ever!

[turnyourankle.livejournal.com]

pete/bob = DO WANT. A LOT. i'm almost writing 5, except for the part where gerard's also always-a-girl. i think someone on my flist is writing the firl!bert/gerard though! SO MAYBE SOON IT WILL SURFACE.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Gerard/Bert with both always a girl is also excellent, though! Dirty tragic lesbian love!

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

9. Also, CKR/Sandra Oh, where aaaaaaaare you? Hotass best friends of snarkitude, yay.

UM YES PLEASE!!!! MORE CKR RPF IN GERNERAL PLZ!!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Have you seen rpf_canada?

[claudia79ad.livejournal.com]

NO! That's fantastic, thank you!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome!

[drunktuesdays.livejournal.com]

PEARL.

Patrick: Are you shaking?
Pete: No.
Patrick: You're shaking.
Pete: I don't think so.
Patrick: You're cold.
Pete: I don't think I am.
Patrick: Then why are you shaking?
Pete: I don't know. I think I'm happy.

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARL

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. IT NEEDS TO BE DONE SO BAD!

[spvinter.livejournal.com]

MIKEYWAY HOW SO AWESOME?! *loves*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

MIKEYWAY EXCEEDS ALL PREVIOUSLY KNOWN LIMITS OF AWESOME.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I... kind of want to tie Mikeyway down and put him in socks and tevas.

I don't know what this says about me as a person.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure either, honestly.

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Not, I hasten to add, for any sexual purposes. Just because I think Mikeyway in tevas and socks is the epitome of hilarity, I guess.

[mercurybard.livejournal.com]

6. The AU where the Cab are international jewel/art/secrets in briefcases/etc thieves. Heist fic with crazy hijinks and banter and goofiness! If I could a) do plot and b) knew anything about heists, I would write this one, but as it is I just have to sigh and hope.
*laughs hysterically*

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" "Then I want to die showered and full of pancakes!"

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I would read it so hard. So hard would I read it.

[daybreak25.livejournal.com]

mikey wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, omg you dork. what you got against sandals?

(i would PAY GOOD GOOD FUCKING GOOD MONEY to see numbers 2 and 5. JUST SAYING.)

*marries your brain*

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure my brain is a good candidate for commitment, to be honest! It's kind of flighty and slutty.

[xsnarkasaurus.livejournal.com]

uhm. How about Greta/Marshall fic that eventually has babies, because Greta and Marshall would have the prettiest babies in the world?

i may or may not be plotting that one out...

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

That sounds adorable!

[go-gentle.livejournal.com]

2! 3! 4! 6! 7! Yes!

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE MY GRABBY HANDS.

[minna.livejournal.com]

HOW SO ADORABLE, MIKEYFUCKINWAY

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND.

[iamsupernova.livejournal.com]

I want so many of these, too!

5. Always-been-a-girl!Bert/Gerard. ♥__♥
YES THIS ONE ESPECIALLY OMG

girl!Bert = Amy Winehouse y/mfy?

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what to think about that! Hmm.

[neery.livejournal.com]

2. Pete/Bob! Any at all, really (sekrit nonsensical crossover otp!), but especially if there is porn with Bob pinning Pete down, spanking him, fucking his mouth, etc.

Oh god, YES PLEASE. I don't even have words for how hot and awesome that would be.

[screaming-mimie.livejournal.com]

It's nice to know that the chance of seeing Mikey in a speedo is greater than seeing him in socks and sandals.

[jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com]

#7 OMG YES. That fic needs to exist like now.