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Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

1. Pete/Patrick Say Anything AU! Pete as Lloyd Dobler is kind of the best thing ever. I was totally planning to write this one for a while, but then I realized I wasn't really invested enough in Pete/Patrick to do it.

2. Pete/Bob! Any at all, really (sekrit nonsensical crossover otp!), but especially if there is porn with Bob pinning Pete down, spanking him, fucking his mouth, etc.

3. Ray/Brian comfort fic, right after Gerard is getting sober and they kick Matt out of the band.

4. More Ray/Gerard fic where it is totally schmoopy and ridiculously domestic and they are boooooooooyfriends. It's kind of pathetic, actually, because mostly I just want a million sequels to my own fic, but if I'm not writing them, no one else is going to do it for me.

5. Always-been-a-girl!Bert/Gerard. ♥__♥

6. The AU where the Cab are international jewel/art/secrets in briefcases/etc thieves. Heist fic with crazy hijinks and banter and goofiness! If I could a) do plot and b) knew anything about heists, I would write this one, but as it is I just have to sigh and hope.

7. Cab/Hushies fic where Greta turns boys into men.

8. In the realm of NOT ACTUALLY BANDOM OH MY GOD: there should so be much, much more Curtis/Hope/Newbie OT3 fic in the world. Ugh, I love them.

9. Also, CKR/Sandra Oh, where aaaaaaaare you? Hotass best friends of snarkitude, yay.

In other news, impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.

Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)

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