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Fox and I are the AWESOMEST, omg. You don't even KNOW.

As I've mentioned, Fox and I have done nothing but talk about Canadian actors for the past weekend. This post and the next one are just going to be a ton of article transcripts we've found really interesting, and maybe a couple of links. If this is useful to you, AWESOME. Write us some fic!

And of course, interesting links or more articles or just useful facts and trivia about everybody = always welcome! (Especially if you have Sandra Oh's issue of BUST from last year, because ... dude.)

( CKR, Adventures in Ashcroft, 2002 )

( CKR, Sandra Oh, Toronto Sun, Cannes, 1998 )

( Sandra Oh, NY Times, 2004 )

( Molly Parker, Parade, 2006 )

( Molly Parker, The Observer, 2001 )

( Molly Parker, HBO.com, 2004 )

( Molly Parker, NOW Film Festival Guide, 1999 )

( Sandra Oh, The Advocate, 2003 )

( Don McKellar, Toronto Life, 1998 )

( Sandra Oh, Out.com, summer 2006 )

Hello, friendly people! fox1013 and I are seeking links, and if you could help us out, we were be most grateful.

What we are looking for: all the Canadian actor RPF you can sling at us. Gen! Het! Femslash! We are not so interested in Hugh Dillon/Callum Keith Rennie and Callum Keith Rennie/Paul Gross as pairings, so for those, it's mostly only if they involve other characters, or are really funny.

In other news, I am checking livejournal every two minutes or so to see
if more midsummer fics have been posted yet. I think I will post recs later tonight or tomorrow, after I have read my story. I am also checking my email every two minutes, but every time you people have failed to entertain me! It's very sad. Don't you want to cater to my whims like a dancing monkey?

You know, if it has to be a con weekend where half my friends abandon me to go have a glorious time -- well, it could be much worse than having new Slings and Arrows episodes and a ton of yummy challenge stories from midsummer2006 to look forward to, is all I'm saying.

I've been waiting to post this until fox1013 finally posted her midsummer2006 story, because there's a spoiler of the best line in the RPF section of her fic. But now she has, yay, and I am free to share with you how awesome we are.

( Dirty speculation on Canadian actor porn! WOOOOOOOOOOT. )

Things I have made fox1013 watch this week:

+ The entire run of Twitch City (minus "Angels All Week", which is reserved for tomorrow.)

Things I have made fox1013 look at this week:

+ All the cute Twitch City related pictures here. There was particularly fun in playing with the two pictures that show the Powers of Selective Cropping!
+ The Hugh Dillon/CKR pictures there as well

Things I have made fox1013 read this week:

+ Sandra Oh and CKR talking about what they'd do at the end of the world.
+ CKR's Flower and Garnet journal.
+ The quote of Molly Parker's where she talks about how she and Sandra Oh and CKR were all BEST BUDDIES down in LA.
+ The quote of Lynne Stopkewich's where she quotes CKR saying "Make me your meat puppet"

Things I have promised to show fox1013 in the future:

+ Slings and Arrows. (Rachel McAdams AND Don McKellar AND Paul Gross AND s1 Rex Reilly[Mark McKinney]!)
+ Men With Brooms. (Molly Parker AND Paul Gross AND Dan from Wilby Wonderful AND Peter Outerbridge who is not CKR but was in Molly Parker's necrophilia movie! Written by, directed by, composed by, starred by, THE BRILLIANT BRAIN CHILD OF Paul Gross!)
+ various episodes of due SOuth. (Guest starring every actor in Canada!)

There has also been much gossip, as I told her bits and pieces of approximate eight million stories without full context on any of them. Why CKR and Hugh Dillon are insanely slashy! CKR's high school background with Bruce McCulloch! His bad boy youth and how he quit drinking when he got a shard of glass through the eye! The fact that everybody on the Wilby set lived in like a giant dorm and partied all the time!

Also, Fox has gotten two different people to write her crazy Canadian actor zombie road trip RPF in LESS THAN A WEEK. I am sort of in awe of her talents, people. I hope she manages to get you all writing Twitch City, too!

Or, instead of SGA reading, I can entertain myself with estrella30's insanity. SURE WHY NOT?

( In which we're either mean or crazy. Hard to tell. )

I think I've mentioned this before, but I really would be totally interested in knowing that CKR/Don McKellar fic existed out there. Especially if it didn't totally suck.

Detail I never noticed about Twitch City until tonight: Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould poster on the wall of the unrented room all through "I Look Like Joyce Dewitt."

I don't think it's actually possible to talk to brooklinegirl right now without hearing more and more about the RPF imaginings she and estrella30 were going crazy over. Seriously, people, nobody knows how to obsess like BLG. It's so cute! And also kind of weird!

( Seriously, I don't come up with stuff like this on my own )

Yes. Apparently BLG's sordid fantasies = the fault of the entire nation of Canada. Hee. Thanks, neighbors.