prison for jerks

I'm not a part of bandflesh and I haven't been since early last summer. Nonetheless, I have nothing whatsoever to say to these developments beyond: FUCK YOU WITH A CHAINSAW, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE.

So that's that. Now on to a different subject: last night "Pretty Handsome Awkward" came up on the random shuffle on my iPod and ever since I have been in a sniffly mood thinking about Bert/Gerard. Why so fucking tragic, assholes? ;_______; Come talk to me about that, okay. We can look at their snuggly boyfriend pictures and be all :DDDDDDDDDDD: ^ infinity.

I went to bed at 9.30, and then woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. >:(

In the umpteenth part in the series "Pearl-o Recs Everything Impertinence Ever Writes", I feel I should mention here how much I loved Collective. This should surprise no one, really: it's Imp, and it's MCR GSF (Gerard's birthday gangbang! ♥) ending in cuddles for everyone; I've been shipping Ray/Gerard more and more with every passing day, and the way she has them here makes me go starry eyed; and there's really meaty, interesting stuff with the Mikey/Gerard, too.

The way she handles the Waycest may actually be my favorite part here. ( Time for a tangent on my thoughts on Mikey/Gerard! )

Anyway! On the topic of things that won't add to my growing reputation as "That Chick What Likes Incest," I keep going back and looking at the pictures from my Bert/Gerard entry, and you guys, this picture never gets any less funny to me. I can't help making up ridiculous scenarios in my mind every time. Just look at Gee! Between the coat, the glasses, the expression and hand motions, that is possibly the most bitchy demanding diva I have ever seen him. He is totally chewing somebody out out-of-frame. Meanwhile, his boyfriend is all "Calm down, baby" and worried and pretty confused. It's not fun when Gerard isn't happy. And Jepha is just thinking "Christ, not again."

(Please note I don't actually think Gerard is a crazy diva bitch. Actually, the one thing about Gerard/Bert that gets me really upset is that I can't stop reading people's opinions on how the break-up is either totally Bert's fault because he's a drunken addict that Gerard was too good for, or totally Gerard's fault because he was an evil asshole who broke Bert's heart. They both make me want to hit things. :( They're both fucked-up people, they both obviously loved each other, they both kind of acted like assholes afterward, etc. Bad guy/victim castings make me sad.)

I need a Bert/Gerard icon. Hm.

Hi, darlings! It is that time again where I make a list of all the stories in the world I desperately, desperately want, but don't exist, simply because the universe wants to thwart me. Well, also because I am too lazy to write them myself, but mostly the other thing.

( Stories that should exist! (7 bandom, 2 Canada 6 degrees )

In other news, impertinence has once again written the fic of my SOUL. It's called Nicer than a Cylon, and it's the RAYBOT fic, and it is darling and you should read it and squeal, the end.

For some reason I had never read this question and answer with Mikeyway from last year before. I know I say this a lot, but he is my FAVORITE. He's fucking hilarious, too.

(Plus it has this--

Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.

Ahahahaha, my Pete/Mikey tinhat is so retarded, you guys.)

I don't think I posted about this here yet, but somehow in the last few weeks, I think I've become kind of a Bert/Gerard shipper.

Their tragic doomed romance, you guys! And their faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaces.



;____;

I hate all of you Bertwives for doing this to me. I was fine before, which my vaguely positive indifference! This is much more painful.

(Please note this brings the number of people I ship with Gerard up to an even five. Look, it's not my fault that Lyn-Z, Brian, Ray and Mikey all complement him so perfectly, too, okay?)